As we gear up for the most dramatic reunion ever (sorry, Bachelor Nation, it’s no longer your thing), Vanderpump Rules fans and witches of WeHo are already conjuring up spells to cast on Toms all around the world while stretching their inspirationally quoted tattooed arms before keg-standing Pumptinis. (Insert James Kennedy screaming “Pumptinis!” here.) And while we’ll always thank the Bravo Gods (aka Andy Cohen) for forcing cameras to pick up mid-hiatus for production, allowing us all to book extra sessions with our therapists to emotionally prepare, another thing that’s been good for our souls is knowing our girl, our queen, our #1 guy in the group, Ariana Madix, is already seizing numerous new opportunities, with reports teasing her potential appearance on the next season of Dancing With the Stars.
If there was a drinking game for every time Tom Schwartz cried, said “I’m canceled,” or whined about how Sandoval cheating ruined his "reputation” during the Vanderpump Rules finale last night, I would have been blacked out by 9:15pm.
The premise of Netflix’s newest Lachey-hosted dating show, The Ultimatum, is this: One person in each of the six relationships featured issued an ultimatum to their partner to either get married or move on.