Game of Thrones

A Fuckboy Ranking Of The 'Game Of Thrones' Characters

By Miss Ameribetch

If you really think about it, "Winter is coming" is just HBO’s fancy way of saying "Get ready for cuffing season." At first glance, Slutty Dungeons and Dragons Game of Thrones just seems like some nerd fantasy come to life, but this is 2017 and Dave Franco’s character in 21 Jump Street taught us that hot people can like nerd shit too.

The Lannisters Get Lit: 'Game Of Thrones' Recap

By Betch Ivy Carter

Tonight's Game of Thrones made me listen to the sound of a horse dying after having its leg sliced off on a burning battlefield and for that, if nothing else, I will never forgive them. The episode opens on the Lannister army in the Reach, marching home from Highgarden with hella money taken to pay back the Iron Bank.

'Game Of Thrones' Recap: Sleepless In Dragonstone

By Betch Ivy Carter

This week’s episode of Game of Thrones has been brought to you by revenge, brewing romance, and one woman’s lifelong dedication to fucking up Cersei Lannister.

Why Peter Is The Biggest Fuckboy On 'The Bachelorette'

By Alise Morales

This week on Betch Slapped, the girls discuss the Bachelorette, Game of Thrones and Michael Kors.

Stop Trying To Make Dragonstone Happen: 'Game Of Thrones' Recap

By The Betches

Wow.

Does Ed Sheeran Even Go Here? 'Game Of Thrones' Recap

By The Wicked Betch of the West

Welcome back to Westeros, the place where everything is made up but the tears are very, very real.

How To Get Through The Game Of Thrones Premier Even Though You Don't Watch Game Of Thrones

By 50 Shades Of Betch

By now, you’ve probably figured out that this weekend is the season premiere of Game of Thrones.

10 'Game Of Thrones' Season 7 Predictions That Have To Happen Or We'll Sue

By Betch Ivy Carter

Game of Thrones is finally coming back, bitches, which means I am too—along with my long-winded recaps, undying love of Daario Neharis, and habitual misspelling of every characters’ name.