Every year on my birthday, I splurge and buy myself a Reformation dress. Why? Because they’re goddamn beautiful, and I deserve to treat myself even if it means I eat ramen for the rest of the month. Yes, they’re pricy, but being a bad bitch is expensive. So, when I saw that Monica Lewinsky collaborated with Reformation and Vote.org for a democracy-inspired capsule, I lost my mind. Most of the collection is channeling ’90s workwear like tweed jackets, pencil skirts, and corporate neutrals (aka navy pinstripes and black), and it has me screaming the lyrics to “9 to 5.”
So, no, you don’t need to drop $300 to vote, but damn, you’ll look good at the polls in these fits. Here’s a roundup of my fave looks and why I’d let Monica Lewinsky yell at me in a conference room.
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The Mikol Dress
Who is this corporate queen? Monica Lewinsky is my CEO. Even the accessories are bringing us back a few decades. The side part? The leopard print stilettos? Rachel Green could never.
Moya Linen Two Piece
Okay, the red tights are KILLING me! I love a monochrome moment, especially when it’s with such a loud color like red. Get Olivia Pope on the phone because it’s giving Scandal!
Lucas Relaxed Regenerative Merino Polo
If I didn’t know I had a power kink, I do now. I’ve never wanted to present a PowerPoint more in my life. But if Monica was sitting at the head of the conference table in that pencil skirt and polo combo it’s doubtful I would get through it unscathed.
Caiden Two Piece
I want her to give me detention. I want her to slap my wrist with a ruler. The waistcoat and men’s tie with the long skirt is a balance of masculine and feminine that is just *chef’s kiss*.
The Classic Relaxed Blazer
Send this photoshoot to the casting director of The White Lotus, please and thank you. I’m not even mad that those bobble earrings look like anal beads.
Lysander Dress
This dress is like if Little House On The Prairie served cunt (which is a revival that I would watch btw). If that isn’t the look you’re going for, Vogue swears that polka dots are going “from twee to elevated” so it’s time to rise up, Tumblr girlies!
Monica Crossbody
Every woman deserves to have a handbag named after her, but especially Monica Lewinsky. (And yes, I have to say her full name every time because it’s Monica fucking Lewinsky.) You just know that bag is full of secrets!!!
Veda Ashland Trench
When I wear a black trench coat, I look like I’m trying to sell you knock-off Rolexes in a back alley. But when Monica Lewinsky does it, it’s sexy and mysterious and makes me want to have affairs in a hotel lobby. I don’t make the rules.
