I think its safe to say that being famous ain’t easy, but it does come with a lot of perks. One of my favorites? The infamous gift bag given out to celebs who attend The Golden Globes that once went viral for ringing in at a value of $500k. Well, this year, it’s broken a new record. Valued at $1M, it includes 28 curated goodies and experiences in travel, culinary, fashion, and beauty. Imagine taking home one million dollars worth of hand-selected luxury items after a night of pounding free champagne in a custom gown. And you thought the niche gift you brought to White Elephant was a slay.

I’m not sure if the Globes are the best award show (the HFPA is kind of the problem child of all the awards academies) but they’re certainly the drunkest, and for that reason alone I tune in. If I were in charge of stocking the party favors for the Globes for 2025, I’d include a handful of items from my fave celebs and a piece of paper with my number on it in case any of the eligible bachelors in the room have any questions. Lucky for Sebastian Stan, I’m not in charge. Here’s a ranking of the best items in the $1M Golden Globes gift bag.

What’s in the 2025 Golden Globes Swag Bag? A Ranking Of The Best Products

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10. Suede Atlas Bespoke Bag

The bag doesn’t actually hold the ultra-expensive gifts (many of which are experiences) inside, but rather a catalog from the celebs to choose from. However, a little commotion for the bag itself. It’s a gorg suede weekender bag crafted by Atlas Bespoke that is perfect for when you want to be a main character on the train to that coastal weekend trip you’ve been dreaming about for years.

9. A $11,400 Custom Designed Italian Suit

Now, just for clarity on how this gifting system works so you can properly add it to your manifestation journal, every gift is not available to every single guest. In the case of this hand-crafted suit, for example, only three attendees who choose it from the catalog will end up receiving the fit of a lifetime.

8. A $40K Non-surgical Stemcell Facelift

This facelift provided by Dr. Ourian brings youth back into a patient’s skin by implanting it with their own fresh AF stem cells. How do you think A-listers end up looking like they’re reborn with baby-soft skin every few years?

7. 500 Organic Linen Or Cotton Sateen Sheets By Coyuchi Valued At Almost $1400

Even though this gift is available to all participants, it’s one of the best in the bunch IMO. You cannot put a price on good sleep, but I’ll start with sheets worth as much as $1392.

6. A $15K NordicTrack Ultra 1 treadmill

Four lucky runners are getting the premium indoor running experience delivered straight to their door. Pretty sure I could run a marathon if I had this bad boy.

5. A $950 Casa Komos Tequila Collection Of Reposado Rosa, Añejo Cristalino, Añejo Reserva, And Extra Añejo

As someone who indulges in a little tequila here or there, I assume the quality difference between Jose Cuervo and an elite label like Casa Komos (whose bottles run for around $200 a pop minimum) is the difference between flying first class and being boarded under the plane with luggage. This set is available for 15 guests.

4. Three Nights At The Reserve at Grace Bay by Beach Enclave In Turks And Caicos, Worth Over $507K

Nine of the participants are going to be treated to a private beachside villa vacation in Turks and Caicos. I would definitely be elbowing Frances McDormand in the side to get my hands on this one.

3. A $272,000 Wine Tasting Experience In Bordeaux, France

Another all-expenses-paid experience, but this time to FRANCE including a stay in the countryside and a dinner I’m sure would make me never want to eat again?! Yeah, if I was the winner of this one I’d never be coming back to America.

2. A $5,800 Three Night Stay At The Mandapa, Ritz-Carlton Reserve In The Bali Jungle

I’m such a poor I wasn’t even aware the Ritz-Carlton had locations in the fucking jungle, but you learn something new every day. Three attendees are given the chance to take home a spiritual experience that I just know would heal me.

1. A Five-day Charter On A Super Yacht Through The Coral Triangle in Indonesia, Worth $60,000

The pictures of The Coral Triangle on the internet are so mind-blowing that I think going there IRL might actually break my brain. That being said if I was clocking in for The Golden Globes in 2025, I’d deffo be willing to risk it, especially considering this offer is up for grabs to everyone receiving the gift bag.