By now, we’ve all accepted that Girls (created by and starring Lena Dunham) gave us some of the most unsexy, uncomfortable, raw, and occasionally hot sex scenes in TV history. And we loved them for it. This wasn’t Sex and the City — this was sex in the city, but with UTIs, unsolicited analingus, and a lot of feelings. So, in honor of the boldest show on HBO’s awkward little roster, here’s a very subjective, often painful, yet deeply freeing ranking of every Girls sex scene that left a mark. Cringe but free, just like Lena’s tits throughout the show.

Girls Sex Scenes Across All Seasons: A Ranking

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53. Desi and Groupie (Season 5, Episode 10)

Obviously, Desi (Ebon Moss-Bachrach) is at the very bottom of this list because he lives there. He gets a blowjob from a groupie who looks like she still has homeroom while Marnie and Ray bang on the dressing room door, begging him to unlock it. Very cliché, very Girls, and fine — I’ll admit it — kind of looks like a great blowjob. Drop a tutorial, groupie. Also, can someone please check her ID?

52. Hannah and Chuck Palmer (Season 6, Episode 3)

Never meet your heroes… or your literary creeps. Chuck Palmer (Matthew Rhys), a famous novelist, invites Hannah over to discuss her blog post accusing him of preying on young female fans. It’s a tense, cerebral back-and-forth until he casually whips out his flaccid penis and asks her to lie down next to him. She briefly touches it before leaving. It’s not really sexv — more like a case study in power dynamics and “what the hell just happened?”

51. Jessa and Old Bar Dude (Season 6, Episode 8)

Jessa (Jemima Kirke) is spiraling after Adam leaves to support Hannah and her baby. She slips back into old habits, picking up a middle-aged man in a bar—at midday no less—and heads home. Cue “Dangerous Woman” by Ariana Grande and a furry bikini top removal. But mid-hookup, Jessa starts sobbing. Maybe she misses Adam, maybe she’s hit rock bottom, maybe she’s just tired. Either way, it hurts.

50. Hannah and Frank (Season 2, Episode 7)

On a trip to visit Jessa’s family, Hannah ends up in a graveyard (yes, seriously) having grass-stained sex with Jessa’s 19-year-old stepbrother Frank (Nick Lashaway). It lasts about eight seconds and ends with a UTI. What a vacation!

49. Natalia and Adam (Season 2, Episode 10)

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Adam (Adam Driver) is trying to make things work with Natalia (Shiri Appleby) but keeps falling into his old, aggressive bedroom patterns. “You like my cock? … You’re a dirty little whore.” Natalia pauses and says, “No. I can like your cock and not be a whore.” Yes, queen. Sex positivity ≠ demeaning kink unless it’s mutually agreed upon.

48. Elijah and Party Guest (Season 4, Episode 2)

Elijah (Andrew Rannells) hits up a college rager and hooks up with a confused frat bro who says, “I’m not gay.” Elijah, being Elijah, responds, “I’m not either, brah.” (Sure, brah.) They end up in a bedroom and the guy gives Elijah a handy, but the vibes are… murky. Feels more like a scene about questionable consent than anything sexy.

47. Natalia and Adam (Season 2, Episode 9)

This Girls sex scene gives me a visceral reaction, and I know I’m not the only one. It’s got some blurred lines, and I don’t like it one bit. It’s Natalia’s (Shiri Appleby) first time visiting Adam’s apartment, and she is less than impressed. The pair proceeds to get it on, and things take a nasty turn quickly. He barks at her to crawl to his room, ignores her discomfort, performs unsolicited analingus (“I haven’t showered!”), and ejaculates on her chest despite her begging him not to. Her final line, “I don’t think I like that,” says it all.

46. Hannah and Eric (Season 1, Episode 6)

City girl and Midwestern boy, a tale as old as time. Hannah visits her hometown and goes out with Eric (Michael Zegen), a pharmacist from her high school, and the entire experience is painful. I cringed so hard that I got abs by the end of it. Let’s [painfully] dig in. First, she asks him what his favorite part of “fucking” her is before they’ve even started. She slips a non-consensual finger in his butt, to which he freaks out, “What are you doing? Please don’t put your finger in my asshole.” Finally, during the act itself (missionary), she whispers to him, “I’m tight like a baby, right?” Jail.

45. Hannah and Ray (Season 5, Episode 8)

After dumping Fran in the middle of nowhere, Hannah calls Ray (Alex Karpovsky) for a ride. To say thanks, she offers road head. Ray’s clearly uncomfortable but eventually gets into it… and promptly crashes the van. Park and blow, people. Park and blow.

44. Hannah and Adam (Season 1, Episode 2)

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I don’t want to think about this sex scene. I certainly don’t want to write about it. But in the name of journalism, I shall persevere. As a dirty talk fan, I don’t claim whatever this exchange is. We’ve got some missionary and masturbation happening, and Adam starts a strange role play where Hannah is an 11-year-old junkie in the street with a Cabbage Patch lunchbox. He tells her, “You’re a dirty little whore, and I’m going to send you home to your parents covered in cum.” He also says she needs to ask his permission to finish, and afterward, she tells him she almost did. Well, almost is good. Bonus point (or any point) for offering her a Gatorade afterward.

43. Elijah and Dill (Season 5, Episode 7)

Drunken hookup alert! Dill comes over wasted for a classic bootycall, and Elijah indulges him. However, as Dill is performing *ahem* fellatio, he falls asleep. Yikes, been there, bestie.

42. Hannah and Adam (Season 3, Episode 11)

They’re technically broken up but still having sex. The pair are living separately so Adam can *work on his art* and yet he still pops by for booty calls. Adam finishes, rips the condom off like he’s in a rom-com gone wrong, and immediately dips. Then Hannah’s like, “Wait, you’re just gonna leave?” Look, I will never be a Hannah defender, but girlie is ME RIGHT NOW.

41. Elijah and Dill (Season 5, Episode 4)

Now, I hate to put some MLM sex so low on this list, but I have no choice in the matter. I love Elijah, especially as I am a total musical girlie, so plz forgive me. His first time with Dill Harcourt (Corey Stoll) is rigid and bossy, with Dill telling him exactly the speed he should be penetrating him at. Missionary anal should not feel like a driving lesson. However, it’s followed by some shared laughter and a sweet moment, so I’ll take it.

40. Shoshanna and Ray (Season 2, Episode 10)

It took us a while to get to Shosh on this list, either because she’s the best character or because she has fewer sex scenes. Well, we’re at the downfall of Ray and Shosh (Zosia Mamet). They’re having some classic spooning sex with her back against his front, and he can’t see how uncomfortable she looks. He keeps groping her boob over her zip-up sweatshirt, and she finally tells him that he can finish, but he insists that he won’t unless she does. She says he’s being weird, he says she’s being weird, and finally, she asks, “Will you get out of me?” He does. So much tension in such an otherwise simple scene.

39. Jessa and Bar Guy (Season 1, Episode 2)

Girlie got herself in a bit of a sitch and needs an abortion stat. But classic Jessa is putting it off, so she goes to a bar and picks up a stranger instead. They start making out, and she tells him to put his hand down her pants. When he obliges and asks if this is alright, she snaps, “Don’t ask me that ever again in my life.” (Author’s note: consent is sexy!! We love a check-in!!) Through the fingering, it is revealed that Jessa’s period has come, and so, in the way TV works, this is taken as proof that she isn’t pregnant after all. Okay.

38. Marnie and Desi (Season 4, Episode 6)

UGH, UGH, UGH. Given that these two are legit married for a while (as opposed to non-legit married), there’s gonna be some appearances from them on this list. This is pre-marriage when the pair is trying to make it as an indie singing duo. They get it on against the wall of Marnie’s (Allison Williams) realistically narrow New York apartment WHILE LISTENING TO THEIR OWN SONGS. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? Marnie is moaning like a college girl while her voice warbles in the background. I hate it here.

37. Hannah and Fran (Season 5, Episode 3)

Whenever I meet someone, the first thing I do is imagine moaning their name during sex — don’t worry, I’m in therapy. Well, it comes as no surprise that Fran (Jake Lacy) ranks low on this list—“Oh fuck yes, Fraaaaaaaaaaan.” Apologies to all Frans; feel free to DM me for an apology. So it’s a classic case of couch sex with Hannah (Lena Dunham) shirtless on top of him. She’s angry at him for keeping dirty pictures of his exes on his phone, which is a kinda reasonable point for Hannah. During cowgirl, she won’t look at him, and he says, “I feel like you’re not really here right now.” Awkies.

36. Shoshanna and Matt (Season 1, Episode 4)

We’re talking pre-Ray days, and Shosh is desperately trying to lose her virginity. Matt (Skylar Astin) is an old buddy from camp who comes over and gets a boner on the couch—“You could touch it if you want.” He proceeds to compliment her “hot rod little bod” and go down on her until Shosh reveals she’s a virgin. Matt pauses his cunnilingus to announce that virgins are “really not my thing.” Uh oh. Shosh tries to backpedal and says, “I so don’t get attached when I bleed. You know, it’s like amazing, I’m like totally not an attached bleeder.” But Matt is out. For the record, being a virgin is SO NOT A BIG DEAL, and informed consent is sexy!!

35. Marnie and Ray (Season 6, Episode 4)

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Lemme set the scene for y’all. Marnie and Ray are seeing each other; they’re doing it over a sink, and she’s cheating on him with Desi. Marnie does a Razzie award-winning fake orgasm and then follows up the sex with this dramatic monologue: “I wanna die inside the mouth of a lion with you. And that way, we can be together forever, even in the moment of our own death. Your death and my death, right? … Hello?” I would literally die for someone to say that to me. Then, to clean herself up, girlie just sticks a paper towel on her crotch and leaves it there. Like, ma’am, this is a Wendy’s.

34. Hannah and Adam (Season 1, Episode 5)

They’re broken up (I think?), and yet Hannah shows up at his place. Adam (Adam Driver) starts masturbating, and Hannah is hella confused. She announces she’s leaving, to which Adam responds, “You wanna stay till I finish? You know, for the story?” Umm, okay, I guess. Then Hannah starts classic negging, insulting him for masturbating while she’s standing right there. She tries to do her own thing, and he stops her… okay. Then he finishes and asks her to… shake his hand. Ummm… what is going on? But have no fear; she makes him apologize and takes $100 on her way out.

33. Marnie and Elijah (Season 2, Episode 1)

It’s the era of Hannah and Elijah (Andrew Rannells) living together, and they’ve just thrown their first party. Elijah and Marnie are reconnecting once everyone else has left. Elijah muses that he might be bisexual and tells Marnie she’s hot: “You know how hot you are, that’s why you’re such a little bitch.” He goes in for a kiss, gets slapped, and then she reconsiders. During the hookup, he calls her names as she tries to dominate him. They do some classic missionary until Elijah struggles to sustain his boner and complains, “How am I supposed to get hard if you’re rolling your eyes?” Not the most romantic or satisfying sexual encounter for either of them—or the viewers.

32. Jessa and Laura (Season 3, Episode 1)

So Jessa (Jemima Kirke) is in rehab (finally), and she’s stuck in her old ways. That includes outing “fat, gay Laura” (played by the incredible Danielle Brooks) in group therapy. As an apology, Jessa offers some good ol’ cunnilingus, which Laura accepts. Unfortunately, they’re stingy with the camera shots, but the pair do get walked in on by rehab administrators, who are not pleased with Jessa’s behavior. I’m sure Laura didn’t mind.

31. Marnie and Booth Jonathan (Season 2, Episode 3)

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Never sleep with an artist, pals. If you need more proof, it’s this Girls sex scene. Marnie has had a crush on Booth (Jorma Taccone) since Season 1, and she’s thrilled to run into him at work. She heads to his place, where he locks her inside one of his art installations for a sex sesh. It includes one of my favorite lazy girl positions, “prone bone,” or as I call it, “tired doggy.” Lying flat on top of her and starfishing, Booth instructs Marnie to “look at the doll” in the room. “Describe her.” Yep, this sexcapade turns into a performance-art piece. Two seconds before he comes, Booth decides to check if Marnie is on birth control. Of course.

30. Jessa and Ace (Season 4, Episode 9)

We’re in pre-Jessa and Adam days, when he’s dating Mimi-Rose (Gillian Jacobs), and she’s dating Mimi-Rose’s ex, Ace (Zachary Quinto). Honestly, talk about a dream foursome. In true Girls style, it’s primarily cowgirl. And in further Girls fashion, Jessa says something truly unsettling yet oddly wise: “You look like a teacher I had in the fourth grade, and I thought I wanted my mom to marry him, but I realize now I just wanted to fuck him.”

29. Hannah and Adam (Season 6, Episode 8)

Adam’s been dating Jessa all season (don’t worry, girlie gets a far higher spot on this list), and then he decides—wait—he wants to be with Hannah!! And wait—he wants to help her raise her baby!!! Don’t worry; it’s not his genetics being passed down, only hers. Cue the rom-com moment of him finding her in a bodega, declaring this impromptu decision, and the two do it like no time has passed. Except it is different. It’s gentle, slow, and sweet as they navigate around her preggers bump.

28. Marnie and Charlie (Season 2, Episode 10)

Reunion sex! Charlie is going down on Marnie in his apartment, and she is having a time of it… maybe a little too much of a time. “You have no idea how good this feels,” she says. “When did you get so good at this? Seriously. When did you get so good at this? How many people have you slept with since we broke up?” Find me a girlie who hasn’t gone from bliss to intrusive thought in 0.3 seconds. Cue the awkward convo.

27. Marnie and Ray (Season 3, Episode 5)

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I have a toxic little soft spot for hate sex, and Marnie and Ray’s first time captures it perfectly. Marnie turns up at his place and basically begs him to tell her what’s wrong with her. He delivers: “You’re a big, fat, fucking phony”—savage but fair. To prove him wrong (or thank him? unclear), Marnie has sex with him. It’s rushed, awkward, half on the kitchen table, and clothes mostly stay on. Ray suggests they keep it quiet (because of sweet baby Shosh), and Marnie snaps, “Go fuck yourself. Like I’d advertise this.” Proof of concept, right there.

26. Hannah and Holly (Season 5, Episode 5)

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Dragged to a spa weekend by her mom, Hannah is in a filthy mood. She starts chatting with Holly (Becky Ann Baker), a friendly yoga instructor. Before you know it, Hannah is going down on Holly, who’s having a great time. Hannah claims she’s too hot and wants to stop, but Holly begs her to continue. Hannah bails anyway, and Holly finishes the job herself. There goes Hannah’s WLW era. Honestly, it’s not the strangest thing to happen at a spa.

25. Marnie and Ray (Season 3, Episode 6)

More hate sex incoming. Marnie asks Ray if he’s ever watched reality TV. He says he’s seen the Ken Burns Jazz doc 17 times. It’s not quite Love Island, but okay. The pair are shot from above—Ray’s bare ass, Marnie not even looking at him. At one point, Ray says, “I think I slipped out.” Lol.

24. Hannah and Adam (Season 3, Episode 10)

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Main character girlie is worried her sex life with Adam is stale, so she decides to role-play (strong recommend). She wears a blonde wig, speaks in an old-timey accent, and brings him to Marnie’s apartment, declaring, “This is where my husband puts me.” She undresses to reveal some very complicated lingerie. Adam instructs her on how to eat strawberries—it’s giving Serena and Dan from Gossip Girl—but Hannah starts breaking character, saying things like, “I usually fuck football players, but now I’m fucking the school weirdo.” Adam cannot handle the plot holes: “It doesn’t make any fuckin’ narrative sense.” Fair.

23. Marnie and Ray (Season 3, Episode 11)

How they managed to keep this tryst a secret so long is beyond me, but the jig is up when Hannah hears moaning from Ray’s room. She walks in to find him mid-act with Marnie, his head blocking her boob, both looking like startled meerkats. Hannah screams at Ray to put his dick away, and Marnie whimpers, “He made me.” GIRL. NO.

22. Hannah and Adam (Season 3, Episode 1)

They’re reuniting after their season 2 breakup, and it’s as you’d expect from these two narcissists. Fully nude, post-coital chat, classic Lena. Bonus points for variety—we get cowgirl and lotus. I’m a fan.

21. Marnie and Desi (Season 6, Episode 2)

Yes, Marnie is with Ray at this point. Yes, she’s still banging Desi. She’s feeling guilty, and it absolutely bleeds into the sex. She yells things like, “I’m disgusting, I’m fucking disgusting!” and “I’m worse than my father. I’m a fucking monster!” Naturally, she comes, and he doesn’t. Points for breakup sex honesty. Minus points for…everything else.

20. Hannah and Adam (Season 4, Episode 1)

Part of me thinks this should be lower, but I have a soft spot for routine sex. In a show full of moaning, grunting, condom-flinging chaos, this was kind of tender. Hannah’s leaving for grad school the next day, and they don’t know what’s next. It’s a quiet moment between two loud people.

19. Jessa and Adam (Season 5, Episode 4)

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THE COUPLING BEGINS. Jessa and Adam have been fighting the pull but finally give in. The sex is…not good. They keep stopping, switching positions, until Adam says, “Is this what bad sex is like?” Relatable. Jessa should be good in bed — self-centered but good. Realistic portrayal of awkward, first-time sex between people who want each other but haven’t figured it out yet.

18. Loreen and Tad (Season 1, Episode 6)

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Honestly, it’s iconic that this millennial-focused show gave us middle-aged shower sex six episodes in. Like, okay, Lena, I see you. So Hannah’s parents, Loreen (Becky Ann Baker) and Tad (Peter Scolari) are going at it in the shower, and Tad yells, “Fuck, that feels good! Wet and wild!” But then he slips (because showers). Hannah comes home from a less successful date and has to help her mom get him off the floor. Therapy, aisle one.

17. Shoshanna and Parker (Season 3, Episode 6)

As a proud Shoshanna stan, this scene is everything. She decides Parker meets boyfriend requirements, so they leave the library to have sex. Standing doggy. She’s planning their relationship while he is just trying to finish. Bent over the couch, she says, “Honest and open communication about mutual needs is like the cornerstone to any healthy relationship.” “Do you want me to stop?” he asks. “No. There’s no need to terminate sex just ’cause we’re not meant for each other. God, you’re so dumb, Parker.” Amen.

16. Marnie and Delvin (Season 6, Episode 10)

Marnie’s gone upstate with Hannah to help raise Grover and is deep in her dry spell. She video-calls Delvin and takes matters into her own hands. She’s in the middle of a flight attendant/pilot fantasy—“Do you think I should use the oxygen mask on his dick?”—when Loreen walks in. Big yikes. But they later have a lovely heart-to-heart, so… all’s well?

15. Hannah and Paul-Louis (Season 6, Episode 1)

Hannah and a surf instructor were not on my Girls bingo card, but here we are. She’s no longer taking surf lessons thanks to an “injury,” but she and Paul-Louis (Riz Ahmed) are vibing. They drink alcoholic slushies, dance at a bar, and bang in his bottom bunk. He tries out some creative positions—bending her leg to her chest while on top—but Hannah isn’t impressed. He stays chill; she keeps rambling. It’s pretty on-brand for both.

14. Marnie and Ray (Season 6, Episode 1)

BYE DESIIIIIIIII. Marnie’s finally getting her divorce and lands back in the arms—and bed—of Ray, the only man in her life who ever made actual sense (Shosh would agree). We get some solid missionary (a personal fave), and just as it starts to feel tender, Marnie springs out of bed like she’s got a SoulCycle class to teach. “Sorry, I just have a million things going on,” she chirps. Ray, unbothered king, says, “That’s okay, I’ve got a bunch of reading for pleasure to do,” and pulls out A Little Life. Sir. You deserve better. But also… same.

13. Marnie and Charlie (Season 1, Episode 5)

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Big fight between Marnie and her eternally patient man, Charlie (Christopher Abbott), followed by some makeup sex. It leads to — yep, you guessed it — the classic mid-sex breakup. Fun fact: I have experienced one of these! We’ve got some routine Girls cowgirl. Charlie tells Marnie he loves her, and she bangs her head on the bed’s loft and announces, “I wanna break up.” Brutal.

12. Marnie and Charlie (Season 1, Episode 2)

Justice for Charlie!!! So Marnie is not thriving in her relationship with Charlie, mainly because she can’t really stand him lol. It’s all romantic and yet pissing her off. Charlie tells Marnie he wants them to look at each other when they come. Marnie is bored and repulsed and suggests doggy instead. Charlie remarks that he thought she hated doggy as it makes her feel like a piggy bank, and Marnie responds, “No, I said it makes me look like a piggy bank.” (Justice for doggy.) They do it, and he has a great time — “foooooak!”

11. Jessa and The Ex (Season 1, Episode 5)

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Despite him telling her all about his new partner, Jessa takes her ex-boyfriend back to her apartment for some wild, doggy-style sex against the open window. It is frantic and, frankly, quite hot. However, they have a visitor for the act, as Shosh was just chilling in her apartment, frozen to the spot. Jessa finishes and refuses to kiss him and then calls Shosh a “batshit little perv” for watching.

10. Shoshanna and Ray (Season 1, Episode 10)

Our fave late bloomer is getting deflowered!!! Post-Jessa’s wedding, Shosh (Zosia Mamet) is ready to swap in her V-card for a D-card. She’s hella nervous, obvi, and tells Ray, “My aunt says it kinda feels like scratching a sunburn.” I’m gonna ponder that one. Ray briefly considers stopping because he isn’t certain he deserves this kind of power, but then typical man decides he does. The start of Shosh and Ray.

9. Hannah and Sandy (Season 2, Episode 1)

Girls discovered diversity!! And thank god they did that with Sandy (Donald Glover), a hot Black Republican — they exist, apparently. So this Girls sex scene deserves a strong spot as it features said hot Black Republican, is Hannah fucking someone other than Adam, and revolves around some panting dirty talk. If you know me, you know I love me some dirty talk—yapper in the streets, yapper in the sheets. “You wanted this,” Sandy says. “I wanted this so bad,” Hannah responds. “And now you’re getting it,” he says. “Now I’m finally getting it,” she agrees. “It’s about fucking time,” he says. Get in.

8. Hannah and Fran (Season 5, Episode 1)

Tits out in the car!!! We love a bit of car sex, even when it’s being weaponized to make your friend’s wedding all about yourself and take revenge for her bridezilla behavior. Also, key moments include Hannah not knowing how to put her bridesmaid dress halter top back on and Fran revealing that Desi has been engaged seven other times. Lol.

7. Marnie and Charlie (Season 5, Episode 6)

Am I biased because of the hundreds of “Party 4 U” TikToks I’ve seen about this exact scene? Yes. Do I care? Not a fucking bit. Years after their breakup, Marnie runs into Charlie, and they share a whirlwind day together. Never mind the fact that she’s married, and he’s a heroin addict. They do it in his scummy apartment without a bathroom. And I don’t care what anyone says—I am here for it.

6. Hannah and Adam (Season 1, Episode 1)

THE ONE THAT STARTED IT ALL. Welcome to Girls—you’re about to see a lot of Lena Dunham’s tits and hate every single character yet also feel so called out. It’s awkward, clumsy, yappy, and so perfectly executed. It starts off with Hannah fumbling to remove her tights—THE TIGHTS. Then Adam isn’t really winning with communication or safe sex practices: “Will you get a condom?” “I’ll consider it.” Adam eventually quietens Hannah’s nonstop burbling with, “Let’s play the quiet game.” We get some doggy and a touch of anal. Wow.

5. Jessa and Adam (Season 5, Episode 2)

JESSA AND ADAM ARE NOT A COUPLE, AND THEY ARE NOT HAVING SEX, SO THEY ARE… masturbating on opposite ends of the couch. As this doesn’t count as having sex in their eyes — FYI, this does count as cheating, in case ur dickhead boyf ever says otherwise. Jessa instructs him not to look at her, but obvi Adam is sneaking a peek… There’s something about mutual masturbation that is like high school but hot? Idk.

4. Marnie and Charlie (Season 2, Episode 9)

No more “Party 4 U”—now it is time for the most memorable performance of Girls: when Marnie sings “Stronger” at Charlie’s office party, and it is horrific. He takes her to his rich tech douche office and, for some reason, wants to have sex with her. I don’t get it either, mate. Marnie is worried his colleagues will see, and Charlie answers, “Who gives a fuck?” —smash.

3. Jessa and Adam (Season 5, Episode 5)

With that awkward first time out of the way, the couple try again, and it’s a much better attempt. It’s also fucking weird. But, like, good sex involves some humor and playfulness, so I’m here for it. Jessa requests, “After you come, pretend like you meant to pull out, and then you’re gonna freak out like you might have gotten me pregnant.” Adam does as directed, and Jessa play-acts, “What am I gonna tell my parents?” To which Adam responds: “What the fuck am I gonna tell Coach?” I am wheezing with laughter.

2. Hannah and Joshua (Season 2, Episode 5)

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Welcome to the modern NYC fairytale: a handsome Gen X whisks the bumbling Millennial into his stunning home for a day of sex, leisure, and luxury. It all starts with Joshua (Patrick Wilson) complaining to the coffee shop that their trash is ending up in his garbage cans, and then Hannah heads to his home to confess. This is THE dream, and Hannah lives in it — although she can’t believe it herself. Bonus points for the iconic topless ping-pong game.

1. Marnie and Desi (Season 4, Episode 1)

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Cue internal screaming. Alright, so Marnie and Desi are trying to make it as a singing duo and banging on the side—despite his girlfriend. As Marnie stands against the kitchen sink (WHY IS IT ALWAYS AGAINST THE SINK), Desi mashes his face into her ass. “I love that,” Desi says. “I love you, too,” Marnie answers. Oh no. Oh no, oh no, oh no, honey. Make it stop. This might just be the most famous Girls sex scene out there, and I am FASCINATED.