We get it, you want to break up. It’s fine, we’ll get over it. Submit a request to delete your account.

Note: Account deletion is permanent and cannot be undone. That means we are never, ever, ever getting back together.

It may take up to 7 days to fully process your request and up to 30 days to fully delete your data. While your comments won’t be deleted, they will become anonymous.

Alexa, play “All Too Well.”