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About the book

The New York Times bestselling authors of I Had a Nice Time and Other Lies and Nice Is Just a Place in France are back with a guide on how to thrive professionally, get ahead at your job, and basically become the Beyoncé of whatever you aspire to do.

Whether you’re trying to become a CEO, navigate an office hookup, or just save enough money to go to happy hour twice a week, we’re here to help. It’s time to channel your inner Elle Woods, Miranda Priestly, and Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Per our last email, you better read this.

People like, love this book

“Do not even think about taking over the world until you’ve read this book.”

Whitney Cummings

author of I’m Fine . . . and Other Lies

“Everybody should buy this book! I don’t even understand what these Betches do, but they’re making a fortune doing it!!!”

Kelly Rippa

host of Live with Kelly and Ryan

“There’s no guarantee that reading this book will make you successful, but if it doesn’t, you’ll at least definitely know—it’s not them, it’s you.”

Michelle Wolf

host of The Break with Michelle Wolf

“Required reading for any woman who wants to blaze her own path in life, create wealth, and find true and lasting passion in her work.”

Jessica Knoll

New York Times bestselling author of The Favorite Sister

“Here are the secrets you need to know to replace that boss you can’t stand, and be somebody else’s boss that they can’t stand.”

Claudia Oshry


“With their new book, the Betches have embraced two of my favorite things: feminism and getting shit done. Profane and practical, high on straight talk and low on bullshit. Highly recommended.”

Sarah Knight

New York Times bestselling author of Get Your Sh*t Together

When’s Happy Hour book tour

  • October 22nd @ 7pm

    New Brunswick, NJ • Barnes & Nobles, Rutgers University

  • October 23rd @ 7pm

    New York, NY • cornell tech after hours @ the wooly

  • October 24th @ 1pm

    New York, NY • nyu bookstore

  • October 24th @ 5:30pm

    New York, NY • kendra scott store

  • October 25th @ 7pm

    Washington, DC • Sixth & 1

  • November 1st @ 6pm

    New York, NY • bulletin flagship store

  • November 7th @ 6pm – Cancelled

    New Haven, CT • yale bookstore

  • November 8th @ 6pm – Location Changed

    Philadelphia, PA • Smokey Joes
    210 S 40th street

  • November 13th @ 7pm – Cancelled

    boston, MA • boston university bookstore

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