Happy Traitors finale and reunion day to all those who celebrate! Season 3 of the Peacock masterpiece has been a wild ride at the Scottish castle with this group of unhinged divas. I can’t express how grateful I am to now have Dylan Efron and Gabby Windey 2.0 (Gaggy as some call her) in my life. But hopefully, I don’t have to see Worm With a Mustache on my screen ever again.
In an interview with Vanity Fair, Danielle Reyes teased: “People are going to be shocked on how it’s going to end.” I’m stressed, but I’m ready. As I wait for the finale episode and the Andy Cohen-hosted reunion, I’m busy judging these interesting reunion fits. Without further ado, here are the Traitors season 3 reunion looks, ranked from absolute serve to depressing flop.
Traitors Reunion Looks Ranked
1. Chanel Ayan
This is how you fucking SERVE!! Take notes, everyone. (How is she real?)
2. Bob The Drag Queen
Gagging us all, as expected! The sharp angles, red gloves, and updo are intimidating as fuck.
3. Sam Asghari
Hate him, but I’m obsessed with this snazzy suit and all those rings.
4. Ciara Miller
Oh, she’s eating. The bold red, the tasteful but not overwhelming hint of plaid, and the built-in dress train are fabulous.
5. Dylan Efron
He objectively doesn’t deserve to be this high in the ranking, but that’s my Shayla <3. And he looks gorge in his basic ass suit.
6. Chrishell Stause
Yes!! Applause!! I’m living for this funky statement skirt.
7. Wells Adams
Mr. Sarah Hyland looks like a classy king in his (I think maroon) sweater and shiny shoes.
8. Bob Harper
Ya know what? Hell yeah.
9. Danielle Reyes
She looks pretty, but the fit is missing a wow factor.
10. Carolyn Wiger
LOVE the skirt, thigh slit, and sparkles on top, but HATE the fringe sleeves. Why??
11. Gabby Windey
My newly married poet queen… love you, but this cutout top just feels awkward to me. Obsessed with the gloves though.
12. Dolores Catania
Ugh. I understand that this is on-theme, but I despise the plaid blanket with the sparkly black dress.
13. Boston Rob
Not terrible, but not amazing.
14. Britney Haynes
There’s too much going on here, queen. But A for effort, IG.
15. Robyn Dixon
I fear the glam is giving Republican makeup.
16. Dorinda Medley
Girl… you’re not a grandma at a business meeting.
17. Derrick Levasseur
There’s a time and a place for a white T-shirt and gray suit combo, but that time and place is not the Traitors reunion.
18. Nikki Garcia
I need to know the reasoning behind this wrinkled, boring, snot green situation.
19. Ivar Mountbatten
Oy.
20. Wes Bergmann
He and Ivar coordinated, I see. As if we needed two finance bro blue suits. SMH.
21. Tony Vlachos
I think my dad has this exact outfit, and that’s not a compliment.
22. Jeremy Collins
Just why.
23. Tom Sandoval
Ew. (That’s my formal review of him and this fit.)
