Featured Image Credit: Jay L. Clendenin/Peacock
Topics: Celebs, Entertainment, TV
Ilana Frost
Happy Traitors finale and reunion day to all those who celebrate! Season 3 of the Peacock masterpiece has been a wild ride at the Scottish castle with this group of unhinged divas. I can’t express how grateful I am to now have Dylan Efron and Gabby Windey 2.0 (Gaggy as some call her) in my life. But hopefully, I don’t have to see Worm With a Mustache on my screen ever again.
In an interview with Vanity Fair, Danielle Reyes teased: “People are going to be shocked on how it’s going to end.” I’m stressed, but I’m ready. As I wait for the finale episode and the Andy Cohen-hosted reunion, I’m busy judging these interesting reunion fits. Without further ado, here are the Traitors season 3 reunion looks, ranked from absolute serve to depressing flop.
This is how you fucking SERVE!! Take notes, everyone. (How is she real?)
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Gagging us all, as expected! The sharp angles, red gloves, and updo are intimidating as fuck.
Hate him, but I’m obsessed with this snazzy suit and all those rings.
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Oh, she’s eating. The bold red, the tasteful but not overwhelming hint of plaid, and the built-in dress train are fabulous.
He objectively doesn’t deserve to be this high in the ranking, but that’s my Shayla <3. And he looks gorge in his basic ass suit.
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Yes!! Applause!! I’m living for this funky statement skirt.
Mr. Sarah Hyland looks like a classy king in his (I think maroon) sweater and shiny shoes.
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Ya know what? Hell yeah.
She looks pretty, but the fit is missing a wow factor.
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LOVE the skirt, thigh slit, and sparkles on top, but HATE the fringe sleeves. Why??
My newly married poet queen… love you, but this cutout top just feels awkward to me. Obsessed with the gloves though.
Ugh. I understand that this is on-theme, but I despise the plaid blanket with the sparkly black dress.
Not terrible, but not amazing.
There’s too much going on here, queen. But A for effort, IG.
I fear the glam is giving Republican makeup.
Girl… you’re not a grandma at a business meeting.
There’s a time and a place for a white T-shirt and gray suit combo, but that time and place is not the Traitors reunion.
I need to know the reasoning behind this wrinkled, boring, snot green situation.
Oy.
He and Ivar coordinated, I see. As if we needed two finance bro blue suits. SMH.
I think my dad has this exact outfit, and that’s not a compliment.
Just why.
Ew. (That’s my formal review of him and this fit.)