Tummy Ache Issue

Couples that fart together, stay together.

I’m not leaving my bed for the next 3 to 5 business days.

Super excited about my garden salad with no dressing.

I’m just a girl asking WebMD at 2:00am if I’m dying.

Because "I have to poop" doesn't exactly have a cute ring to it.

The medicine cabinet is the notes app of the bathroom.

As a wise woman once said, “You Ain’t Even The Fart.”