Reality TV Textbook

"You know what you did!"

“Throws chair at a 9-year-old and calls her mom a lying whore.”

“It is a timeless piece of American literature,” -Mike

Prayers for Bethenny Frankel, Our Lady of Insufferability.

Never forget Tamra Judge calling Alexis Bellino “Jesus Jugs.”

Micro denim jackets, layered crystal necklaces, and so many fucking scarves.

“ARE YOU STILL TEXTING BITCHES, YES OR NO??”