millennials

Every single day I wake up, open Instagram before my eyelids are even operating at full functionality, and am cursed to find yet another Reel of a millennial in tie-dye sweatpants comparing the TikTok famous dance moves for “Savage” to the routine from N*Sync’s “Bye Bye Bye” to demonstrate just how different teens are now than they were back in the early 2000s.

Are you still reeling from the revelation that skinny jeans and side parts are no longer cool?

Dear Millennials,  I may not be the voice of my generation, but it feels like it’s time to speak out on something that’s hitting really close to home.

Less than two weeks after my groundbreaking defense of the crying laughing emoji, and the war between millennials and Gen Z rages on.

Making fun of the generation above you is part of the natural order of aging.

I'm almost 30, so I'm basically a wedding attendee expert at this point.

You know what sucks more than your significant other living in your building?