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Hall of Betches

Lisa Barlow Is Most Likely To Own A Superyacht (At Least 300 Feet)

By Steph Perlman

Hi, baby gorgeous!

Owen Thiele Is Most Likely To Facetune His Driver’s License Photo

By Steph Perlman

He's a whole vibe.

Charity Lawson Is Most Likely To Psychoanalyze Her Own Dates

By Katie Corvino

But do NOT take her on a date to Disney.

Lexi And Sadie Are Most Likely To Kidnap Rihanna With Their 27 Cats

By Katie Corvino

I mean, where can I sign up?

Maitreyi Ramakrishnan Is Most Likely To Start Her Own Cult

By Steph Perlman

My high-school self could never.