October used to remind everyone that there are other climates aside from violently hot, but we are already two days in and it is 88 motherf*cking degrees outside.
It's been 14 years since Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt separated due to "irreconcilable differences" (whatever TF that means), and I am still feeling the pain.
While most of the world is still recovering from the tragic news of Chris Pratt and Anna Faris’ breakup, we, the hard-hitting journalists of the world, have different celebrity couples to move on to.
This morning US Weekly reported that Brad Pitt is texting Jennifer Aniston again, because if there’s one thing that's extremely predictable in this world, it’s how fuckboys recycle their exes.
