I just love a good threesome scene. And if you’re one of the people that went to see Challengers (starring Zendaya) because you thought the trailer was alluding to a super hot and heavy threesome scene (guilty), then you’re probably a little disappointed. If you’re a fan of the ménage à trois, and Challengers was too much of a tease, you can definitely get your threesome fix in other places, and I don’t mean by going to a private browser and finding a porn site.
Sure, watching threesome porn is definitely always an option if that’s your thing. But, if you’re a girlie who needs more plot and less genitals on the screen to enjoy a sex scene, then you don’t have to look any farther than Hollywood. I mean, threesomes are one of the most common fantasies for people, so it makes sense that the art we make reflects that. And so you don’t have to go down a weird spiral, I’ve gathered some of the best threesome scenes just for you. Here’s a ranking of some of the hottest threesomes in movies and TV — because whether it’s on the big screen or a small one, three is never a crowd.
7. Challengers
If you’ve gone ahead and seen Challengers starring Zendaya, you may have found yourself perking up at a certain scene. And no, I don’t mean any of the ones where she has a racket in her hand. I mean the scene where she ushers her coastars to sit on opposite sides of the bed from her and they proceed to kiss her neck. And then they all kiss! Last place because it was technically just a kiss.
6. Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Like Challengers, Vicky Cristina Barcelona’s threesome scene is more of a three-way kiss than anything else but picture this: Three people in the red light of a darkroom (you know, the one where you develop pictures in) just taking part in a lot of foreplay. If it makes you feel better, this non-threesome-threesome happens twice.
5. Joy Ride
We get to see more MMF action in this threesome from Joy Ride, and even get to see a Ashley Park’s character Audrey have one of the men kissing her from behind as she rides his friend. The threesome is short-lived since Audrey accidentally answers a Facetime, but it was still pretty great while it lasted.
4. American Horror Story: Coven
Okay so the idea behind the threesome here? Not so hot. I mean, if your frenemy just brought your boyfriend back to life and realized she had feelings for him would you want to join in on a threesome? Who knows but it was still hot to watch.
3. Spring Breakers
While I’ll admit most of this movie skeeved me out, the threesome scene in the pool with Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson, and James Franco was its saving grace. The scene keeps switching from underwater views of their bodies all intertwined to an above-water view of them all kissing each other, wet from the pool.
2. Wild Things
This a truly iconic threesome scene mostly because it came out in the 90s but the threesome itself was pretty sexy too. I mean, there’s champagne being poured on titties, so you get the idea.
1. Gossip Girl
I mean, who could forget the ICONIC threesome with Penn Badgley, Jessica Szohr, and uh hello… Hilary Duff? They’re all sitting on the ground talking about whether or not they had a threesome and when they all admit they’ve never done it, Hilary’s character Olivia starts kissing them both with a sultry cover of “Whatever You Like” by TI on in the background. Peak cinema, really.
