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The Election Is In Two Weeks — It’s Time To Use Your Dating Profiles For Good

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As a seasoned, but (thankfully) retired, member of the dating app community, I know the struggle of swiping through endless fishing pics, blurry frat party photos, and uninspired prompt responses all too well. The validation loop might be overrated, but most people I know have participated at one point or another. There’s nothing worse than matching with someone who has a job in finance only to find out they also have the personality of someone who works in finance. Yet, without fail, when life gets tough, we turn to our dating apps to remind us that it could be worse.

So yeah, the online dating scene is a hot mess, but instead of throwing in the towel, why not use our profiles for something good – like saving democracy? You can support the Harris/Walz campaign by rallying all the fun girls from coast to coast to revamp our dating prompts, kicking off today, October 25, through Election Day. How? With hilarious responses that will make your matches laugh and inspire them to vote. As it turns out, young men are one of the largest groups of undecided voters. So, let’s see if we can get them to commit to a voting plan before they even think about committing to a relationship. (And hey, maybe we can switch up those photos too.) Instead of a staged 35mm shot of you and your girlfriends at the Sweat Tour, how about rocking some pics of Kamala Harris and Tim Walz? Let’s give the boys a laugh, it might just spark a convo and get your future matches to hit like — or, better yet, hit the polls.

If you’re ready to take action, here’s how you can get involved. We need to spread the word, so share this link with ladies you trust. Then, join the team Zoom today, Friday, October 25th, from 5 PM to 8 PM EST. During the meeting, the team will share responses, photos, and ideas before simultaneously updating our profiles together. (Oh, how I love being a woman.) Even if you can’t make the meeting, don’t forget to sign up so the team can send everything you need to know including dating prompt inspiration and more ways to get involved. We’ll even get you started below with some funny ideas that might stop a swiper in their tracks. I’m a firm believer that girlies can do anything — and let’s face it, if white dudes for Kamala could sign up 170,000 volunteers, anything is possible!

I’ll fall for you if…

You understand that hiking tariffs won’t lower prices <3

A life goal of mine…

Reinstating Roe v Wade and protecting millions of women 💅

What I bring to the table…

A breakdown of Kamala’s economic plan and tequila shotsssss!

My irrational fears…

TBH Project 2025 isn’t an irrational fear, but it’s definitely my biggest fear

You should message me if…

You need help finding a voting site !!!

Something that’s non-negotiable for me…

A president who hasn’t been convicted of sexual abuse (like hello????)

The best way to ask me out is…

Just ask… me to go to the polls with you…

The hallmark of a good relationship is…

Bipartisanship

On a typical Sunday, I…

Am enjoying the freedoms of a childless cat lady

I’m looking for…

Someone like Kamala who will restore reproductive rights and cut taxes for middle class families

I’ll brag about you to my friends if…

You vote (10000 bonus points if you vote for Harris)