Grab your sloppiest cream pie and a big red nose to throw because this government is fucking circus. I mean, when you elect a convicted felon/proven perpetrator of sexual assault/person who can’t manage a human-looking skin and hair routine, what do you expect? Still, when things got even more ridiculous by giving tech’s Willy Wonka, AKA Elon Musk, a role in the government, I didn’t think it would come to such a clownish halt so soon.
Is it funny that a Nazi sympathist with access to hundreds of thousands of Americans’ information is now impulsively instigating a public battle with the person who is technically the commander of the military? No, no, it’s not. But it is impossible to not at least acknowledge the sick irony that two of the world’s most powerful dicks couldn’t even keep it in their pants for a calendar year. So, for today, let’s enjoy the funniest reactions to Trump and Elon’s drama (and tomorrow, we go back to harassing our representatives to ACTUALLY MAKE SOMETHING HAPPEN out of this flaming hot mess. Looking at you, jokester Chuck!)
Donald Trump, Elon Musk Fight Memes
The Best Memes, Jokes, Tweets, To Elon and Trump
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I know Tom Sandoval is having a good day rn with the whole world dunking on someone else.
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They’re fighting bad and it’s a car crash we can’t look away from.
they’re on bluesky arguing whether it’s sexist to make “the girls are fighting” jokes
— death angel (@angel_0f_deathx) June 5, 2025
Stop trying to make Bluesky happen!
https://t.co/FZ6IxNkLvr pic.twitter.com/7945qlQ0Ap
— Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) (@Annie_Wu_22) June 5, 2025
*Pretends to be shocked.*
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This is so them, except with way worse comedic timing.
When the ketamine wears off & the Adderall kicks in… pic.twitter.com/AfmYnWBmpc
— Betches News (@Betches_News) June 5, 2025
Imagine being in the room when these rage Tweets were going down.
trump and elon would do anything to overshadow addison
— bald ann dowd (@ali_sivi) June 5, 2025
Sorry Addy, the future of pop music has to wait!
I’m just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes.bsky.social) June 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Okay, fine, Bluesky can happen a little bit.
trump and elon today pic.twitter.com/58bCqmSH2C
— Alex (@alexxmalloy) June 5, 2025
Soooo nasty, and sooo rude.
@repstansbury We’re here for the Elon Musk and Donald Trump breakup drama, but we cannot take our eye off the ball. We must continue to hold Elon Musk accountable for illegally stealing our data, shuttering federal agencies, and firing thousands of federal workers. This is the fight of our generation. #repstansbury #melaniestansbury #congress #119thcongress #houseofrepresentatives #nmtrue #nm #cnn #lauracoates #doge #trump #musk #elonmusk #donaldtrump #musktrumpbreakup ♬ original sound – Rep. Melanie Stansbury
Let’s laugh and educate ourselves, people!
Melania and Grimes tonight. pic.twitter.com/OLMc3BACQg
— Sooz Kempner FOLLOW ME ON BLUESKY (@SoozUK) June 5, 2025
One day, these two are going to spill it all, and we’re going to have to listen.
Okay, this is a banger cover 😂 pic.twitter.com/1k1qZCrJ2h
— Autism Capital 🧩 (@AutismCapital) June 6, 2025
Not sure who’s going to win the breakup but the clear loser is the American people for having to deal with this in the first place.
this is Carole vs Bethenny but for racists
— white woman w/ a yelp account (@blakeissweaty) June 5, 2025
It always comes back to Bravo, doesn’t it?
LET ME HOST THE REUNION! 🇺🇸
— Andy Cohen (@Andy) June 5, 2025
And just like any good Bravo beef, we need Andy Cohen to ask the hard questions here, because CNN just ain’t cuttin it.
@laurie.douglas Elon & Trump beef is my housewives. 😂 #trump #elon #funny #comedy #politics #redhead #ginger ♬ original sound – nikola olahova
More messy receipts, pls!!!
nobody:
the two most powerful men in the country on a random Thursday: pic.twitter.com/A2FRb8ip86— ettingermentum (@ettingermentum) June 5, 2025
So sad and yet so damn true.
evergreen https://t.co/dIfnGwc4KQ pic.twitter.com/K1h4FjvjPD
— dashtopher (@thedigitaldash_) June 5, 2025
Obsessed with being a history buff!
big day for guys who keep asking Grok if this is true
— Matt Margolis (@ItsMattsLaw) June 5, 2025
Seriously, you guys need to stop.
this is bye sister for white supremacists
— matt (@mattxiv) June 5, 2025
Elon no! pic.twitter.com/5qye3EFWOz
— Jarvis (@jarvis_best) June 5, 2025
What do you mean you don’t love each other anymore pic.twitter.com/w67E8wYoID
— Daniel (@growing_daniel) June 5, 2025
Aaaand, I’m deceased. Bye!
