Sure, we were all excited to see our friends’ Spotify Wrapped this year. We wanted to know who lied about whose side they were on during the Kendrick Lamar and Drake beef, who’s a secret Swiftie, and who might need to be checked in on based on how many times they replayed “Good Luck, Babe!” But what I find more entertaining than getting a glimpse into my friends’ music taste in 2024 is getting to see what their dating life looked like. And thanks to the TikTok trend “Dating Wrapped,” a lot of us got to see just that.

Based on Spotify’s annual tradition, people on TikTok have began making presentations about their dating life the past year. They’re tracking how many dates they went on, how many people they hooked up with, and basically how much time they wasted with people they really shouldn’t have.

@scottkress_THE LAST ONE HAUNTS ME 😭♬ original sound – scottkress

Now, while I don’t have the data (or the patience) to sit here and create a Dating Wrapped for every single one of you, I thought I’d try my hand at creating a more general Wrapped for you based on what your romantic situation may have been this year. And if you end up disliking the results… well, you should’ve just made one yourself.

Here’s your 2024 dating wrapped if:

You Were In A Relationship You Know You Shouldn’t Be In

You spent 17,648 minutes making your friends uncomfortable by arguing in front of them.

You sent 48 paragraphs explaining to your partner how they disrespected you.

You faked 18 orgasms.

You told your partner to “Stop chewing so loud” 42 times over dinner.

You Were In A Situationship All Year

You looked through 1,607 of their followers on Instagram.

You missed out on 17 nights of going out because they didn’t text you back.

You posted 37 thirst traps to try and make them jealous.

You spent 8,634 minutes overanalyzing a text from them with your friends.

You Were Actively On The Dating Apps

You deleted and then redownloaded Hinge 29 times.

You asked 87 people what they like to do for fun.

You went on 38 first dates… and 2 second dates.

You read the words “pineapples on pizza” 542 times in profiles.

You Didn’t Attempt A Single Romantic Connection All Year

You spent 43,267 minutes sitting on your couch.

You binged New Girl 6 times.

You ordered Uber Eats 162 times.

You saved $1,088 on therapy.

You Were In A Happy Relationship

Unfortunately, 0 people wanted to hear about how you’ve “never been happier.”

You pissed off multiple friends after you turned down 11 invites because you just wanted to have a “relaxing night in” with your S.O.

You spent $2,302 on gifts for your partner… even though you couldn’t go on that friend’s trip.

You’ve lost 6 articles of clothing (AKA, they were stolen by your partner).

You lost an average of 27 likes per Instagram post since hard-launching your partner.