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Syeda
Khaula
Saad

Syeda Khaula Saad is a sex & dating writer at Betches despite not remembering the last time she was in a relationship. Just take her word for it.

Stuff I Wrote

What His Halloween Costume Says About Him, According To A Literal Doctor

By Syeda Khaula Saad

This is science, ok?

FYI: Women Not Wanting Children Has Nothing To Do With Vanity

By Syeda Khaula Saad

And I promise the solution isn’t “knee-high socks”

A Cultural Analysis Of The SKIM's Pube Thong

By Syeda Khaula Saad

It's more than just a fucking weird new product.

Put Down The Cat Ears: Slutty Halloween Costumes You Haven't Tried Yet

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Put down the tail!

Closet Staples You Should Have By The Time You're 29

By Syeda Khaula Saad

I grew up with three older sisters, each with their own distinctive style — which means that I had three separate closets to shop from throughout my entire life.

When Zara Isn’t A Personality Trait Anymore: How To Take Your Wardrobe From Your 20s To Your 30s

By Syeda Khaula Saad

“Dress to express, not impress.”

PSA: The "Great Lock-In Challenge" Is Not A Toxic Productivity Marathon

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Oh Good! Another TikTok Wellness Trend Meant To Push Me To The Brink

I Asked Astrologists Why My Saturn Return Is Fucking Up My Life (And If I’ll Be Okay)

By Syeda Khaula Saad

A deep dive on a Saturn Return, by the woman whose life is falling apart because of it

Wake-Up! The “Tired Girl” Beauty Trend Is Just Commodifying Burnout

By Syeda Khaula Saad

These eye bags and dark circles? They’re earned, baby.

How To Successfully Get Railed In A Sundress This Summer

By Syeda Khaula Saad

It’s get-railed-in-a-sundress season!

What Is Soft Swinging? And What Does It Have To Do With Mormon MomTok

By Syeda Khaula Saad

TikTok drama! Mormon wives! Sex scandals, Oh My!

Can We Finally Say Goodbye To Pap Smears?

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Here's Why Your Next Gyno Appt. Might Not Land You In The Stirrups

Outfit Inspo For Cowboy Carter Tour To Make The Best TikTok Transitions

By Syeda Khaula Saad

This ain't Texas, but it is a Beyoncé concert.

Screw Breakfast In Bed For Mother's Day, Get Screwed Instead With These Quickie Positions

By Syeda Khaula Saad

You deserve to scream too.

Hot Take: It’s Not A Red Flag If You’ve Never Been In A Relationship Before

By Syeda Khaula Saad

There are so many other red flags to worry about.

The Met Gala 2025 Dress Code And Theme Explained For Dummies

By Syeda Khaula Saad

I know, we're still recovering from the last one.

Step Aside, Kim K, Here's How I Make A Sex Tape I Actually Want To Rewatch

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Nothing turns me on like getting to rewatch my greatest hits.

Sex Positions To Try On Vacation Because They're Not *Your* Sheets

By Syeda Khaula Saad

A few Tequila sunrises in and you're ready to try the "Bermuda Triangle."

The "Full Nelson" And Other Scary Sex Positions That Are Worth Trying At Least Once

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Remember to stretch first.

How To Take It Up The Butt: A Guide To Painless And Pleasurable Anal Sex

By Syeda Khaula Saad

It’s time to update the (anal) playbook.

Ugh, I Hate My Friend's Boyfriend — Should I Tell Her?

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Proceed with caution.

Ladies, Can We Please Stop Giving Ugly Men A Chance?

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Call it "mean," "shallow," even "entitled," — fine by me.

Kate Hudson Just Dropped Some Wisdom That Made Me *Really* Excited About Getting Older

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Aging like fine wine.

Help! My Friend’s BF Keeps Hitting On Me

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Approach with caution.

Unfortunately, There's A Double Standard To The "Sticky Eyes" Trend

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Let's read the room.

Can Keeping Your Socks On Knock Your Socks Off In Bed?

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Unless you have a foot fetish, of course.

Dresses That You Can Wear To A Spring Wedding That Aren't Ugly Florals

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Miranda Priestly would definitely approve.

Helpful Responses To Say If He Throws A Tantrum About Wearing A Condom

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Aside from "fuck you."

How To Swipe Your V-Card With Confidence

By Syeda Khaula Saad

These are the five comfiest positions for first-timers.

Should You Bring A Gift For The Birthday Kid's Siblings? These Parents Demand It

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Um, I think not.

Why Are TikTok Girlies Wearing Glitter On First Dates? (Hint: It's Because Men Are Trash)

By Syeda Khaula Saad

And it's not just for the sparkle.

Rick And Chelsea's Sex Scene In 'White Lotus' Had A Very Specific Purpose, According To Aimee Lou Wood

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Now *that's* how you do a sex scene.

The Latest Attacks On Trans Rights Just Hit Hunter Schafer

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Yep, this is happening in the year of our lord 2025.

PSA: You Should Absolutely Be Cleaning Your Sex Toys — Here's How

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Please.

Do You Have 'The Ick' Or Do You Just Have Great Instincts?

By Syeda Khaula Saad

The psychology behind "the ick."

Your Favorite Rapper Doechii Just Got Brutally Honest About Her Mental Health

By Syeda Khaula Saad

And we love her even more for it.

Comfortable Work Shoes That Would Pass Miranda Priestly's Standards

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Put the sneakers down and back away slowly.

Your Bestie Or Your Worstie? Here's Why The 'White Lotus' Girl Gang Might Be Triggering You

By Syeda Khaula Saad

We're leaving "frenemies" behind.

Are My SSRIs At Risk? Unpacking RFK Jr.’s Stance on Antidepressants

By Syeda Khaula Saad

No need to panic just yet.

This Viral Wedding Fiasco Is Exactly Why People Have Child-Free Ceremonies

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Your baby doesn't know what manners are — but you do!

What's Next For The Regina George Of Liberals? Suzanne Lambert On Bullying Republicans And Who Belongs In Her Burn Book

By Syeda Khaula Saad

On Wednesdays, we wear... blue?

BRB, Crying About This Anglerfish's Journey To See The Sun

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Are we all empaths? Or just emotionally unstable?

Why Bother Finding A Foundation To Match Your Skin Tone When You Can Rock "Republican Makeup" Instead

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Chatting with the creator behind "Republican makeup."

My Day In The Life As A Single Girlie On Valentine's Day

By Syeda Khaula Saad

This day's for us too!

Everything I Did To Feel Comfy (And Sexy) In Front Of The Camera For My Boudoir Photoshoot

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Everyone deserves to feel like a sex goddess.

Here's The Hard Truth: One-Night Stands Aren't Worth It

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Hear me out.

Scheduling Sex Is Actually Hotter Than You Think, Here's Why These Celebrity Couples Swear By It

By Syeda Khaula Saad

On Wednesdays, we wear nothing.

Men Are Already Proving They Don't Deserve Access To AI Girlfriends

By Syeda Khaula Saad

So real girlfriends are *way* out of question.

The Most Unhinged Ways To (Dis)Honor Your Ex This Valentine's Day

By Syeda Khaula Saad

In the way they truly deserve.

MomTok Star Jennifer Affleck And Hubby Zac Are Pregnant With 3rd Baby

By Syeda Khaula Saad

And yes, it was with *that* man.

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