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Syeda
Khaula
Saad

Syeda Khaula Saad is a sex & dating writer at Betches despite not remembering the last time she was in a relationship. Just take her word for it.

Stuff I Wrote

Step Aside, Kim K, Here's How I Make A Sex Tape I Actually Want To Rewatch

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Nothing turns me on like getting to rewatch my greatest hits.

Sex Positions To Try On Vacation Because They're Not *Your* Sheets

By Syeda Khaula Saad

A few Tequila sunrises in and you're ready to try the "Bermuda Triangle."

The "Full Nelson" And Other Scary Sex Positions That Are Worth Trying At Least Once

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Remember to stretch first.

How To Take It Up The Butt: A Guide To Painless And Pleasurable Anal Sex

By Syeda Khaula Saad

It’s time to update the (anal) playbook.

Ugh, I Hate My Friend's Boyfriend — Should I Tell Her?

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Proceed with caution.

Ladies, Can We Please Stop Giving Ugly Men A Chance?

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Call it "mean," "shallow," even "entitled," — fine by me.

Kate Hudson Just Dropped Some Wisdom That Made Me *Really* Excited About Getting Older

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Aging like fine wine.

Help! My Friend’s BF Keeps Hitting On Me

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Approach with caution.

Unfortunately, There's A Double Standard To The "Sticky Eyes" Trend

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Let's read the room.

Can Keeping Your Socks On Knock Your Socks Off In Bed?

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Unless you have a foot fetish, of course.

Dresses That You Can Wear To A Spring Wedding That Aren't Ugly Florals

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Miranda Priestly would definitely approve.

Helpful Responses To Say If He Throws A Tantrum About Wearing A Condom

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Aside from "fuck you."

Pop Your Cherry With These Sex Positions For Virgins

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Swipe your V-card with confidence.

Should You Bring A Gift For The Birthday Kid's Siblings? These Parents Demand It

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Um, I think not.

Why Are TikTok Girlies Wearing Glitter On First Dates? (Hint: It's Because Men Are Trash)

By Syeda Khaula Saad

And it's not just for the sparkle.

Rick And Chelsea's Sex Scene In 'White Lotus' Had A Very Specific Purpose, According To Aimee Lou Wood

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Now *that's* how you do a sex scene.

The Latest Attacks On Trans Rights Just Hit Hunter Schafer

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Yep, this is happening in the year of our lord 2025.

PSA: You Should Absolutely Be Cleaning Your Sex Toys — Here's How

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Please.

Do You Have 'The Ick' Or Do You Just Have Great Instincts?

By Syeda Khaula Saad

The psychology behind "the ick."

Your Favorite Rapper Doechii Just Got Brutally Honest About Her Mental Health

By Syeda Khaula Saad

And we love her even more for it.

Comfortable Work Shoes That Would Pass Miranda Priestly's Standards

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Put the sneakers down and back away slowly.

Your Bestie Or Your Worstie? Here's Why The 'White Lotus' Girl Gang Might Be Triggering You

By Syeda Khaula Saad

We're leaving "frenemies" behind.

Are My SSRIs At Risk? Unpacking RFK Jr.’s Stance on Antidepressants

By Syeda Khaula Saad

No need to panic just yet.

This Viral Wedding Fiasco Is Exactly Why People Have Child-Free Ceremonies

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Your baby doesn't know what manners are — but you do!

What's Next For The Regina George Of Liberals? Suzanne Lambert On Bullying Republicans And Who Belongs In Her Burn Book

By Syeda Khaula Saad

On Wednesdays, we wear... blue?

BRB, Crying About This Anglerfish's Journey To See The Sun

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Are we all empaths? Or just emotionally unstable?

Why Bother Finding A Foundation To Match Your Skin Tone When You Can Rock "Republican Makeup" Instead

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Chatting with the creator behind "Republican makeup."

My Day In The Life As A Single Girlie On Valentine's Day

By Syeda Khaula Saad

This day's for us too!

Everything I Did To Feel Comfy (And Sexy) In Front Of The Camera For My Boudoir Photoshoot

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Everyone deserves to feel like a sex goddess.

Here's The Hard Truth: One-Night Stands Aren't Worth It

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Hear me out.

Congrats, You Just Got Beyoncé Tickets! Here's What You Should Wear To The Concert

By Syeda Khaula Saad

This ain't Texas, but it is a Beyoncé concert.

Scheduling Sex Is Actually Hotter Than You Think, Here's Why These Celebrity Couples Swear By It

By Syeda Khaula Saad

On Wednesdays, we wear nothing.

Men Are Already Proving They Don't Deserve Access To AI Girlfriends

By Syeda Khaula Saad

So real girlfriends are *way* out of question.

The Most Unhinged Ways To (Dis)Honor Your Ex This Valentine's Day

By Syeda Khaula Saad

In the way they truly deserve.

MomTok Star Jennifer Affleck And Hubby Zac Are Pregnant With 3rd Baby

By Syeda Khaula Saad

And yes, it was with *that* man.

Spoil Your Besties With These Last Minute Galentine's Day Gifts

By Syeda Khaula Saad

If your dusty ass boyfriend deserves it, they definitely do too.

Valentine's Day Outfit Inspo That Isn't Just Pink And Red With Hearts All Over

By Syeda Khaula Saad

There's something for everybody.

"Montoya, Por Favor!" Please Give Us More Of These 'Temptation Island' Memes ASAP

By Syeda Khaula Saad

We're All Absolutely Losing It At *That* Clip Of Montoya

Who Is The American Woman All Over My TikTok And Why Is She In Pakistan?

By Syeda Khaula Saad

You might want to read this before you repost that meme.

Relationship Advice From 'He’s Just Not That Into You' That Still Holds Up 16 Years Later

By Syeda Khaula Saad

16 years later and still a gem.

Why Yapping About The Same Thing Over And Over Actually Helps You Get Over It

By Syeda Khaula Saad

'This and yap' is more important than you'd think.

Want To Achieve Sabrina Carpenter's Blowout From The Grammys? Here's How

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Even without a wig *wink*

Send This *Ultimate* Valentine's Day Gift Guide To Your S.O., Trust Me

By Syeda Khaula Saad

I don't want to hear "I don't know what to get her" ever again.

Want A Fur "Coat" For Your Nails? Try The Fluffy Manicure Trend

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Who doesn't want nails you can pet?

Sexy Date Ideas For Valentine's Day That Aren't Netflix & Chill

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Take your Valentine’s Day celebration from “aww” to “oh wow.”

IDC If The Pop Girlies Are Doing It — Please Don't Get A Jellyfish Haircut

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Put the scissors down.

Bianca Censori's Naked Dress At The Grammys May Have Been *Too* Naked

By Syeda Khaula Saad

There's never a need for your bare vagina on the red carpet.

Intimate Sex Positions You Should Only Try If You're In Love Or Just Very Friendly

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Proceed only if you're willing to wear their blood in a vial around your neck.

Need Some Inspo For Your Valentine's Day Nails? I've Got You Covered

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Long, short — we got it all.

How Do I Know When I'm Finally *Ready* For A Relationship?

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Or do I need a few (dozen) more therapy sessions?

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