Steinbetch

It’s the holidays, the time of year when all of your relatives are shoved into one house to yell about politics and fight over how much butter to put in the mashed potatoes enjoy some family time.

Apparently, it’s a thing to make bets on how long your friends' relationships will last.

People believe in a lot of really strange stuff.

Unless you’re still dating your high school boyfriend like seven years later (congrats, weirdo), you’ve def come across a guy at some point and wondered, "is he actually into me or am I just a hookup?" It’s something that you should figure out, specifically if you’re emotionally unstable and afraid of rejection.

For whatever reason, fall has been decreed cuffing season.  You scroll through your phone and you’re inundated with images images of apple picking dates, complete with the requisite cider donut and a ~casual~ candid featuring some autumnal plant and maybe bae looking cute in some flannel.

It’s finally October, which means it’s basically Halloween already.