Sarah
Nowicki

Sarah Nowicki aka Betchy Crocker writes about food, fashion, and whatever else she's in the mood to complain about for Betches and like, some other people. She resides in Asheville, NC, where she spends her time judging hipsters and holding on to her Jersey heritage and superiority. Yell at her on Instagram @sarahnowicholson

Stuff I Wrote

10 Questions We Still Have After The 'Game Of Thrones' Finale

By Sarah Nowicki

I think we can all wholeheartedly agree that this season of Game of Thrones was the most rushed, poorly written ending to a series since Lost.

Do Something Crazy (In Bed): Weekend Horoscopes May 17-19

By Sarah Nowicki

Anyone else really, upsettingly excited about it being Friday?

Let It Go, Sweetie: Weekend Horoscopes May 10-12

By Sarah Nowicki

We're literally entering mid-May, fam, so it's time for all of us to get our sh*t together and either love/accept ourselves or go HARD and try to squeeze out a bikini bod ready for summer action.

The Best Man Cheated On The MOH In The Messiest Bridal Party Story Ever

By Sarah Nowicki

Buckle up, cause we've got another atrocious yet hilarious viral bridesmaid/wedding horror story for your viewing pleasure.

Time To Get Weird: Weekend Horoscopes April 26-28

By Sarah Nowicki

As April winds down and May roars in, it's time to consult the stars on whether you should cut your hair, ghost that dude, or go on a lunch date with your mom where you absolutely know she'll question your taste in men and inability to settle down for the tenth time.

6 Thoughts You Have When Your Friends Start Having Kids

By Sarah Nowicki

It's happening.

Out With Aries And In With Taurus: Weekend Horoscopes April 19-21

By Sarah Nowicki

Ah, the stars: knowers of my love life, ability to be friend zoned, and inability to let go of emotional baggage.

UPDATED: Our Craziest Predictions For The Final Season Of 'Game Of Thrones'

By Sarah Nowicki

Holy sh*t, fam.

Is It Ever OK To Ask A Bridesmaid To Alter Her Appearance?

By Sarah Nowicki

Buckle up, buckaroos, cause we've got another round of bridal dilemmas, thanks to the lovely folks using Reddit in order to crowdsource opinions on their private lives.

The Shortest Celebrity Marriages You Probably Forgot Even Happened

By Sarah Nowicki

Celebrities are like, so relatable, what with their vacations and skin care routines and day-to-day 9-5 jobs.

How To Ask For Cash Gifts At Your Wedding Without Being Tacky

By Sarah Nowicki

If you've got a fresh ring on your left hand, the wedding planning process wheels are probably already turning in your head.

This Bride Thinks Her Friend Owes Her A New Wedding Because She Was Pregnant

By Sarah Nowicki

Reddit is the gift that keeps on giving.

Which Wedding Trends You Should Avoid, According To An Expert

By Sarah Nowicki

Saying that planning a wedding is stressful is like saying water is wet or Jax Taylor has issues with infidelity.

There Are More Claims That A-Rod Cheated On J.Lo

By Sarah Nowicki

Unless you live underground, you're likely aware that A-Rod (of Yankees fame) and J.Lo (of the block) decided to consciously couple and announced their engagement on March 9.

8 Things You Didn't Realize Will Change After You Get Married

By Sarah Nowicki

So, you've gone to the chapel and gotten married.

How To Tactfully Say No To Your Friend's Destination Wedding

By Sarah Nowicki

Your BFF is getting married, which, like, mazel.

How To Have A Vegan Or Vegetarian Wedding Without Being Annoying

By Sarah Nowicki

If you’re vegan or vegetarian and getting married, you’re in for a world of hurt commentary.

5 Things You Shouldn't Waste Money On For Your Wedding

By Sarah Nowicki

Planning a wedding?

6 Bridesmaid Gifts That Can Actually Be Used At Your Wedding

By Sarah Nowicki

There's a lot to think about when you're getting married, and you don't want to neglect your bridesmaids.

7 Backless Wedding Dresses Under $4,000

By Sarah Nowicki

As a bride, your wedding is your time to shine.

7 Self-Care Splurges For Valentine's Day

By Sarah Nowicki

If you're more likely to be celebrating Single's Awareness Day this February 14 than you are gushy, mushy, Valentine's Day, it's time to treat yo’self.

Overdone Spring Wedding Trends We Don't Want To See

By Sarah Nowicki

If you've already been bombarded with invitations for upcoming spring weddings, mazel tov and welcome to adulthood.

How To Make Moving Suck Less

By Sarah Nowicki

Moving sucks.

8 Foods You Should Never Order On A Date

By Sarah Nowicki

If you're heading out for a nice dinner with your sort-of-bae-but-doesn't-know-he's-my-bae-yet this Valentine's Day, or you're going on a first date with a guy your friends found from you on Ship, there are a few things to avoid.

We Asked Straight Men What They Really Want For Valentine's Day

By Sarah Nowicki

Oh god.

8 Reasons Why Chris Harrison Should Be The Next Bachelor

By Sarah Nowicki

Between the assault that was Ben Flajnik's tank tops (stripes on stripes), Sean Lowe's born-again virginity (100% not a thing), Arie's love of everything (he loves that), and Nick Viall's general douchery, we're #done with the poor showing of men brought to us by ABC through The Bachelor franchise.

8 Surprising Health Benefits Of Eating Dark Chocolate

By Sarah Nowicki

Although we've survived the holiday season, we're still kind of on a highway to the danger fat zone.

Our Top Wedding Trend Predictions For 2019

By Sarah Nowicki

Another year, another parade of invitations, registries, and all the bullsh*t that goes with weddings.

10 Major Food Trends You Can Expect To See In 2019

By Sarah Nowicki

As we wave goodbye (and good f*cking riddance) to 2018, we look forward to the weird, fresh, and sometimes terrible trends to come in the world of food.

8 TV Shows We Can't Wait To Binge Watch In 2019

By Sarah Nowicki

With a new year comes new responsibilities shows to binge watch.

7 Signs You've Become The Boring Married Friend

By Sarah Nowicki

After that trip down the aisle, it was only a matter of time before your friends started to think you're in a boring marriage.

10 Annoying Gifts To Give Your Friends' Kids

By Sarah Nowicki

The holidays are a super joyous time when you can bask in day drinking, avoiding the outdoors, and gifting your most favorite people with the most annoying children's toys and gifts.

The 6 Worst Gender Reveal Parties In History

By Sarah Nowicki

If you're having a kid, mazel.

8 Holiday Gifts For The Coworkers You Actually Like

By Sarah Nowicki

I don't think I need to remind you that it's the holiday season.

9 Wedding Favor Ideas Your Guests Will Love

By Sarah Nowicki

For some reason, the tradition of giving gifts to people that attend your wedding has become, like, a thing.

What To Get Him For The Holidays Based On How Long You've Been Dating

By Sarah Nowicki

With the holidays (help) around the corner, it's kind of time you start thinking about wtf to get the dude in your life for Christmas/Hannukah/Kwanzaa/Festivus.

What Not To Do If You're Having A Winter Wedding

By Sarah Nowicki

Winter weddings can be a v betchy affair.

8 Diamond Alternatives For Engagement Rings

By Sarah Nowicki

Yay, engagement season is upon us.

Holiday Gifts The Men In Your Life Actually Want

By Sarah Nowicki

If you have a man in your life—whether it be a dad, uncle, brother, or boyf, shopping for him during the holidays is like, really difficult.

How To Steer The Convo At Thanksgiving So You Don't Go Insane

By Sarah Nowicki

Feeling horrified, embarrassed, insulted, and generally offended are part and parcel as we trudge into the holiday season.

The Best & Worst Places To Have Your Rehearsal Dinner

By Sarah Nowicki

Weddings are complicated.

8 Easy Dishes To Bring To Thanksgiving Dinner

By Sarah Nowicki

Omg yay.

The Most Annoying Things You’re Doing In Your Couples Photos

By Sarah Nowicki

So, you've selected a victim for cuffing season.

How Eating Sugar Is Making Your Skin Worse

By Sarah Nowicki

It isn’t an Illuminati secret that sugar is pretty terrible for you.

8 Things Nobody Tells You About Being A Bridesmaid

By Sarah Nowicki

Yayyyyy your bestie is totally getting married.

How Much Money Are 'Bachelor' Alums Making On Instagram?

By Sarah Nowicki

Real talk: we’re all a lil jelly when it comes to the thousands of dollars to be made by peddling random products on Instagram.

An Honest Recap of Disney's 'Halloweentown'

By Sarah Nowicki

Considering the last movie recap I was asked to do was Fifty Shades Freed, I figured I could both tear apart what promises to be a terrible film and ruin some people’s childhoods when tasked with writing an honest review of the Disney Channel classic, Halloweentown.

8 Things To Never Say When Asking For A Raise

By Sarah Nowicki

We all want to do little to no work for like, a lot of money.

10 Things Nobody Tells You About Wedding Planning

By Sarah Nowicki

You get engaged, and it’s all sunshine and Instagram likes for a few weeks.

7 Facts That Will Ruin Your Favorite HGTV Shows

By Sarah Nowicki

Is there anything better than laying on the couch with a bottle of wine and screaming at a couple who's trying to decide between a shanty within walking distance of the city or a chicken farm 18 miles away for their family of six on House Hunters?

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