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Mary Kate recently moved to Amsterdam, where she spends a good chunk of her time trying to not die on a bike. She was forced to develop a sense of humor at an early age for many reasons, not the least of which being that she grew up with the name Mary Kate during the Olsen twin era. Follow her on Instagram if you're interested almost exclusively in Huji edits or stories about her overweight cat.

Stuff I Wrote

The Definitive Ranking Of The Worst People In 'Love Actually'
I Tried Vogue's Wine & Egg Diet From The 70s, & It's Just As Wild As It Sounds
The Most Insane Moments In 'Tiger King' Ranked
Is It 2020 Yet? Weekend Horoscopes December 27-29
Let's Get This Party Started: Weekend Horoscopes December 20-22
An Honest Review Of 'Last Christmas'
Who Will Be The Next Bachelor? Our Predictions
Facetune Is Ruining Our Mental Health—Here's What We Can Do About It
Who Is Sharon Tate & Why Is Everyone Talking About Her?
Confession: I Don't Know Anything About Meryl Streep
A Ranking Of The Most Ridiculous Fad Diets I've Tried
'The Telegraph' Published A Gross Fat-Shaming Piece About Nike
Which Mary-Kate And Ashley Movie Are You Based On Your Zodiac Sign?
The Saddest Celebrity Breakups Of All Time
Is Justin Bieber And Hailey Baldwin's Wedding Ever Happening?
I Tried Beyoncé's Coachella Diet & IDK How She Did It
Shows To Watch Now That 'Game Of Thrones' Is Over
'Game Of Thrones' Recap: Arya's Gonna Take Her Horse To The Old Town Road
'Game Of Thrones' Recap: You're A Virgin Who Can't Drive
5 'Game Of Thrones' Couples We Ship
'Game Of Thrones' Recap: Who Saves the World? GIRLS.
'Game Of Thrones' Recap: Winter Isn't The Only Thing That's Coming
I Ate Like Kourtney Kardashian For 3 Days & Here's What I Learned
Everything Your Man Needs To Know About Getting A Custom Tuxedo For His Wedding
Game of Thrones Recap: Everybody Gets A Reunion!
Women Who F*ck Sh*t Up: Nadya Okamoto
I Tried To Eat Like Gisele Bündchen For A Week & Here's What I Learned
Time To Clean Up Your Life: Weekly Horoscopes April 1-5
It's About To Get Romantic Up In Here: Weekly Horoscopes March 25-29
Ranking The Dead 'Grey's Anatomy' Characters From 'Girl Bye' To 'Come Back'
Don't Panic, But It's Aries Season: Weekly Horoscopes March 17-21
Mercury Sends Her Regards: Weekly Horoscopes March 11-15
Sprung on Spring: Weekly Horoscopes March 4 - 8
These Are The 10 Most Expensive Places To Get Married
Spring Is...Coming? Weekly Horoscopes Feb 25-Mar 1
Thank U Next, February: Weekly Horoscopes Feb 18 – 22
It's Dark Out There: Weekly Horoscopes Feb 11-15
Let It Out, Sweetie: Weekly Horoscopes, February 4-8
Winter Sucks But Your Week Won't: Weekly Horoscopes, January 28-February 1
A Super Wolf Blood Moon Is Real & It's Here: Weekly Horoscopes, January 21-24
We Have To Talk About The 'Game Of Thrones' Season 8 Teaser Trailer
It's Still Freezing: Your Weekly Horoscopes January 14-18
76th Annual Golden Globes Recap: I Would Die for Sandra Oh And You Should Too
Time To Find Your Motivation: Weekly Horoscopes For January 7-11