Glinda
The
Good
Betch

If you’re like me, going to the gym is as rare as a monogamous Kardashian couple: it just doesn’t happen.

It’s 2019, so we’re not going to pretend anymore that getting plastic surgery is some kind of weird taboo that women do in dark rooms on their 40th birthday.

Today, I bring you the Instagram account you never knew you needed to hate (you still following me?).

January f*cking sucks.

The February slump is upon us, which means we have nothing better to do then succumb to Netflix’s latest additions: murder, musicals, and virgins.

As January drones on and our New Year’s resolutions crumble, we look for other ways to spice up what’s left of our lives.

Chrissy Teigen is the celebrity for the people, and today it is our honor to wish her a very happy 33rd birthday.

You made it through Thanksgiving, but there’s like, so much more holiday season to endure.

Living a healthy lifestyle during the holidays should honestly count as an Olympic sport.

Secret's out—men aren’t always as confident as they seem to be on their dating app profiles.

There’s no better part of Halloween than getting the chance to judge everyone’s costume choices.

Society f*cking sucks (especially these days) but when it comes to beauty, it’s particularly awful.

Well, we basically made it to November.

It's not all fun and flat tummy tea when it comes to being a successful influencer—in fact, it actually takes a ton of hard work.

Unless you live in a cave (which at this point, I wouldn't blame you), you’re probably aware that if you ever need a quick slap to your ego and confidence, you can just click on Instagram.

Although you’re a flawless betch, it’s hard to be fearless all the time.

For more amazing career advice, buy our third book, When's Happy Hour? 2018 is the time where it’s f*cking cool to be a woman who’s killing it in her field of expertise and living her life.

So, you wake up one day and realize you’re not in college anymore and off daddy’s bankroll—now what?

Like with men, a betch can’t live with or without her alcohol.

If there’s one thing a betch is great at, it’s excuses.