Chris Burns

aka Chris Burns


Chris Burns is a financial analyst. He's lived with his wife and three kids in Greenwich, CT since he graduated from Harvard Law School in 2009 and Columbia School of Medicine in 2010. Lol JK none of that's true but he is gay and needy and can be found on Instagram @fatcarriebradshaw.

  • If you were stranded on an island what would you bring?

    a portable DVD player

  • Whats Your Guilty Pleasure?

    being hot

  • Do you think butter is a carb?

    not if you fry it!


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