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If you didn’t already think time was a social construct, the last six months have probably changed your mind.

Even before coronavirus was the only thing we had to talk about, everyone’s dating app profiles were already pretty much the exact same.

We’ve all got a lot of time on our hands right now to ponder life’s greatest questions, like “how long can I go without washing my hair?” and “am I only going to hang out with people through Zoom for the rest of my life?” But there’s one major question that’s been on all of our minds: “how would the characters of Friends handle quarantine?” And as someone who started watching Friends at six years old (was I way too young to be watching it?

So now that we’ve all been in isolation for a few weeks, we’ve pretty much lost our f*cking minds.

It's safe to say this is a pretty stressful time for...

Shopping for bathing suits is the absolute f*cking worst.

The spring semester is full of exciting experiences, like spring break and the return of #dartyszn.

After a long semester and a seemingly endless exam period, winter break could not come f*cking soon enough.

Everyone does something they don’t realize is annoying AF.

Your first college party is an exciting and slightly terrifying experience.