Brian Moylan is the president and founder of the entirely fictitious Real Housewives Institute and the New York Times best-selling author of the very real The Housewives: The Real Story Behind the Real Housewives. His articles have appeared on every website you like (including the porny ones) and he has turned down writing for every publication you hate. Screw those assholes. He lives in London for some reason.

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