aka Betchy Draper


Betchy Draper's real name is Jess. Just Jess. Like Madonna, only younger and less good at singing and dancing.

  • If you were stranded on an island what would you bring?

    A chaise, sunglasses and a selection of bikinis. I can’t be on an island without a tan, ja feel?

  • Whats Your Guilty Pleasure?

    Domino’s thin-crust pizza with extra cheese.

  • Do you think butter is a carb?

    Duh. Cady Heron is a nutritionist, right?


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