Betchy
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When it comes to throwing shade, we’re obv on board.

It's Singles Awareness Day (vom), and what better way to celebrate than with a dessert-alcohol hybrid?

OBVIOUSLY you’ll need a drink come Valentine’s Day.

You want a beer but you don’t want to be bloated and farty.

The Super Bowl is coming and, while we have to pretend to care about the goddamn Patriots AGAIN, we can at least distract ourselves with yummy food.

In news we’re still fucking shocked we missed, a cat had a three-day hangover, and I’ve never been so sure I have a spirit animal in my life.

After Corinne’s revelation that “no one can make cheese pasta like Raquelle/Raquel,” and the subsequent release of her much anticipated cheese pasta recipe here, we decided we needed to revamp it.

Unfortunately for us—and like, the world—tomorrow Donald Trump, human Cheeto, will become President of the United States.

Pairing booze with food is tricky.

It’s like, 12 hours until the weekend, which means that obviously we’re already in planning mode.

If you’ve ever thought, “Wow, Nick Viall would make a truly horrendous Bachelor,” clearly, you weren’t on the same wavelength with ABC’s producers when they decided to create this trainwreck.

If you’re an avid Bachelor/Bachelorette watcher, and like, obv you are, you probably wonder wtf they eat while they’re on the show.

If you’re looking for a quick and easy cocktail to unleash your inner bartender, look no further than this seasonal AF cocktail.