Pretty
Little
Betch

I am 24 years old, and up until recently, I thought I knew how to wash my face.

It’s a beautiful time of year.

Buckle your seat belts, ladies and gentlemen, because I’m about to tell you the exact date that the Kardashian empire will reveal to the world the pregnant stomachs of Khloé Kardashian and Kylie Jenner.

In a world where three Kardashian sisters are pregnant at the same time (reportedly), one starts to wonder: Am I pregnant? Am I a member of this pregnancy pact too?  When will Kris break the news to TMZ?

Any betch knows that while Mean Girls is our soul, Clueless is our bible.

Stanley Hudson is arguably the betchiest character on The Office right behind Kelly Kapoor.