If I had a nickel for every time Jeff Bezos embarrassingly flaunted his wealth… Well, I still wouldn’t be as ludicrously rich as him, but I would have a fuck ton of nickels. Because spending billions on a glorified ten-minute carnival ride into space wasn’t enough, Mr. Money Bags just spent an obscene amount of money on his wedding to Lauren Sànchez.

For their multi-day event in Venice, Italy, the Amazon founder reportedly spent $50,000 per guest. Let’s put aside the fact that that’s more than most budgets to cover an entire wedding. That’s more than the median annual salary in the U.S. That’s right, Jeff spent more money on one of his wedding guest’s plate of hors d’oeuvres than half the people in this country make in an entire year. But at least Jeff and Lauren got a warm welcome from the people of Venice. Oh, wait, never mind…

So we know ol’ Scrooge McDuck has got money to spare for all his whims. But exactly how much money are we talking about here? Well, long story short, it’s kind of an unfathomable amount of money. If you want the long story, here are all the details about Jeff Bezos’ net worth.

How much money does Jeff Bezos have?

What is Jeff Bezos’ net worth?

So, Jeff Bezos is simply one of the richest people on the planet. Specifically, he’s the third richest, just behind Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg (nightmare blunt rotation, to say the least). Jeff founded Amazon (ever heard of it?), and since basically everyone you know and everyone they know can’t quit their Prime subscription, the company has done pretty well.

Actually, even though Amazon obviously makes a lot of money from e-commerce, the bulk of its operating profit comes from web services, which provide tools for software developers to run websites and apps. So, next time you feel guilty for doing two-day shipping on an Amazon haul, don’t worry; our Prime purchases aren’t the main thing lining Jeff’s pockets.

But let’s get to the point. With all those big business ventures, Jeff Bezos is worth a whopping $238 billion.

It’s really hard to conceptualize the number one billion. But, one of my favorite examples puts it in terms of time. One million seconds is about 11 days; one billion seconds is about 31 and a half years. Like, that’s the difference between a nice long vacation and the entirety of Ariana Grande’s life. Now, if each second is worth a dollar… woah, that’s a lot.

One billion is so much more than one million. So, to try to understand Jeff Bezos’ net worth, we have to take that giant number for one billion… and then multiply it 238 times. I honestly can’t even imagine it. It feels wild that one person can have that much money, so maybe Jeff should think about spreading the wealth a bit beyond his wedding guests.

How old is Jeff Bezos?

Jeff is 61 years old, and he was only 30 years old when he founded Amazon in 1994. NGL, I’m not not impressed by how young he was when he started a multi-billion dollar company.

Lauren Sànchez Net Worth

Obviously Jeff’s got the big bucks to spare, but Lauren isn’t exactly a poor. She’s bringing her own wealth to the marriage, $30 million worth, to be exact. Lauren is a broadcast journalist and was married to Hollywood agent Patrick Whitesell for 14 years before breaking things off in 2019. Anyway, $30 million is probably kind of chump change to Jeff.