Gypsy Rose Blanchard’s life has been in the headlines way more than I would have ever expected (or wanted) for someone with the backstory she has. But alas, here we are. Gypsy Rose is pregnant — allegedly with her boyfriend Ken’s child (though I have some conspiracy theories about this one) — and is already milking her newly-found fame (1.5 million followers on TikTok) for baby products. That’s right, she just released her baby registry to the public. (Ummm, girlie, do u want US to buy this for you???) For someone who has a net-worth of $3 million, she sure seems to be asking her fanbase to buy her a lot of expensive shit — without even inviting them to the baby shower!
Now I’m all for getting mommy gifts when it comes to a baby registry, but asking for strangers on the internet to buy you a dresser is peak nuts behavior. Especially when the mother-to-be is rolling cash thanks to her Lifetime docuseries. And I get it, mattresses are expensive. But did you know you could get a decent baby crib mattress at like Walmart for $40? Oh, but instead how about you shell out almost $400 on the same product for Gypsy Rose? (Don’t even get me started on the $500 recliner!) And while I personally think the best things to send her future child are thoughts and prayers for the amount of therapy they’re going to need, Gypsy pretty much has everything covered in this extensive baby registry.
Still, just in case you wanted shopping suggestions from Gypsy (or for some reason wanted to buy her an extra $500 stroller), here are a few of the baby items she seemingly expected her fans to buy her. Don’t worry, every single item on her registry has already been purchased for her.
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Nuna TRVL LX Stroller
Babysense Split Screen Video Baby Monitor V43
Boon GRUB 2-in-1 Convertible High Chair
Graco 4Ever DLX 4-in-1 Convertible Car Seat
Graco Noah 6 Drawer Double Dresser
Carter’s by DaVinci Arlo Recliner and Swivel Glider
Naturepedic Organic Breathable Baby Crib & Toddler Mattress
UPPAbaby Cruz V2 Stroller
You know, in case the first expensive stroller wasn’t enough, here’s another more expensive stroller you could buy her even though she’s having one baby.
