If you’ve seen the viral Hawk Tuah Girl, you know that everyone is calling her a legend and men are vying for her social media info in the comments. Ignoring the fact that men are totally gross, I think it’s important we really talk about the advice Hawk Tuah Girl (Aka, Hailey Welch) is giving when it comes to blowjobs.
When asked about what one move that always drives a man crazy in bed, Hailey said, “Aw, you gotta give him that *hawk tuah* and spit on that thang. You get me?” And while I’m definitely a fan of adding spit when it comes to oral (the wetter, the better), it’s the “hawk” part that I really take issue with.
“Hawk tuah” is typically the sound people make when they’re hocking a loogie. And while I’m sure there are willing participants out there who wouldn’t mind a loogie on their penis (I mean, some people are sexually attracted to vomit), I like to steer clear of phlegm when I’m giving blowjobs. And I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that most of the general population that’s giving BJs should do the same.
Now, if you’re looking to spice up the way you give head, there are definitely ways to do that — no “hawk” involved. And no, we’re not talking about the same tired tips you’ve been seeing on the internet since the early 2000s. Here are some actually hot blowjob tips that are a little sexier than using mucus.
Try A Spicy Lube
“Right before oral sex, add a little heat to your lips with a sensation-creating lubricant,” Dr. Joy Berkheimer, Chief Sexologist at The Sexual Wellness Awards tells Betches. And if you want other ways to play with sensation, you could always use a lube that changes temperature like Maude’s Heat, a warming water-based personal lubricant, or Lube Life Climate Control Combo to switch between hot and cold.
Go Feux Deep
It sucks (pun intended), but not all of us lack a gag reflex — and that can be a real mood killer if it seems like you’re about to vomit on someone’s penis (unless you’re one of the people mentioned above. But there are ways to make it seem like you don’t have a gag reflex — and no, I’m not talking about the thumb-in-your-palm move.
“Simply open your mouth and close your throat, the way you would when swallowing a drink,” Dr. Berkheimer says. “Practice this, in front of the mirror even, watching how you flex and relax, mimicking that deep throat feel.”
Focus On The Nuts
It’s rude to not make everyone feel includes, and yes, I’m talking about the balls. Not only do people love getting their balls sucked, but it’s also a great way to build up anticipation for the main event. Plus, it’s a good way to give your jaw a break.
“Using your lubrication of choice, moisten the shaft of the penis, take a hold of the shaft, lifting it for easy access to your partners testicles,” Dr. Berkheimer explains. “This is a treat as many folks simply ignore this super sensitive erogenous zone.”
Make sure you’re taking one ball in your mouth at a time — and if you can do two, do two, but only after you gauge their level of comfort. Then, move your tongue clockwise around the entire testicle, all while stroking the shaft. Then move on to the next ball.
Lick The Gooch
I will swear by the gooch til the end of time. For those who have never been on Urban Dictionary, the gooch is the space between the ass and genitals on someone who has a penis. The technical term is the perineum. No matter what you call it, I’m going to need you to stick your tongue all up around it. Just trust me on this one — spit, lick, do everything with your mouth (except “hawk tuah” of course) to this area because it will drive your partner nuts in the best way.
