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Hello?! Is anyone there?! I think it’s officially Cyber Monday, but I really can’t be sure, considering I’ve been in an Internet hell of my own making since about 11 PM on Thanksgiving. You see, I have been scouring the entirety of Beyoncé’s Internet looking for the best beauty deals you can shop today, and honestly, I’m tired. I haven’t slept. I’ve been surviving on leftover mashed potatoes and stale wine for the better part of the weekend. But god dammit, I am nothing if not thorough! I have a freakin’ job to do! And today I am here to share with you the best Cyber Monday beauty deals anyone with a credit card and a dream can buy. Because, after today, all that shit goes back to regular price, and inflation is a bitch, right?
So yes, you should shop today. No, you don’t need to justify it. You just need to trust me when I say that these prices are so fucking good you’d be kind of a total idiot to pass it up. I’m talking buy-one-get-one-free-at-Solawave good. Scroll on to see the best of the best, and remember — buy now, or regret it for the rest of the year. (Yeah, that’s a shame spiral I just set you on.) Farewell!
An eyeshadow palette worthy of all your holiday parties
A lip gloss set to ensure you have a color for every occasion
Lash & brow enhancing serum because bigger is better in this case
A TikTok famous topical
A Naked Palette to replace your old, crumbly one
25% off a glowy lip balm to replace all the ones you’ve lost
40% off teeth whitening with over 28K reviews (and reviews don’t lie!)
Over 30% off a serum set that will keep winter skin bright & hydrated
Zit stickers that you’ll no doubt need because of holiday stress
50% off this luxe Tom Ford foundation stick
30% off a clay mask to help perfect that winter glow
Your new favorite skincare tool, which is buy one, get one
$12 off this viral snail mucin serum for super glowing skin
Daily sunscreen that’ll make you glow (even in the winter)
Half off hair wax stick that’s perfect slicked back buns (aka my cold-weather uniform)
An LED-lighted travel mirror because hotel lighting is…not it (And it’s only $17!)
A flat iron that only takes a single pass to work
The full Flowerbomb collection for just $29
