The Best & Worst Foods To Eat At Any Fourth Of July BBQ

Ah, July 4th: a time in America where our differences are put aside (until we get belligerently drunk) so we can chug beer, wear really questionable American flag attire, listen to Kid Rock, and set things on fire/explode anything in sight as a show of respect for our founding fathers. Navigating a barbecue when it … Continued

Trump’s New Budget Proposal Explained By The Kardashians

Today Donald Trump released his America First budget proposal for 2018 and, Nazi-ish name aside, it’s…extra. Could 2018 be worse than 2017? Will 2017 be worse than 2016? This budget signals that the answer is yes. Most of it is the shit that we’ve all come to expect from President Twitter. Huge increases in defense spending, … Continued

The 9 Biggest Takeaways From Hamilton-Gate

We had big plans for this weekend, but everything pretty much got hijacked after VP-elect Mike Pence went to see Hamilton on Broadway Friday night. The cast delivered a special message to him after the show, and it’s pretty much all anyone has talked about since. We’re not going to rehash the entire story because … Continued

America To Change National Anthem To “Livin’ On A Prayer”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In his last remaining weeks as President of the United States, Barack Obama has announced a plan that could change the course of American history forever. After careful consideration, President Obama will pass an executive order declaring Bon Jovi’s “Livin’ On A Prayer” America’s new national anthem, effective immediately. “This was not … Continued