What Would Ryan Lochte Douche? Top 10 Douchiest Quotes from the Premiere

“These are the first things that brought me out into the fashion world…the Lochte shoe…Ryan Lochte is walking everywhere”

“What's being talked about a lot is 'Ryan Lochte the American douchebag.' Douchebag? I don't even know what is a douchebag, like what is it? Like what is the definition? ….Like I really don't know what it means, do you know?”

“Cheers to toothbrush on my rims”

 

“For me, being Ryan Lochte is fun. I train harder than probably anyone in this world.”

 

Interviewer: How many medals do you have?

Lochte: Oh I don't even remember what I got at the Olympics.

 

Interviewer: Would you describe yourself as a player?

Lochte: Describe player.

“I don't think I've ever met a girl that does not like sushi”

 

“One of my favorite movies is What Women Want, the Mel Gibson one.”

 

Lochte sister: You take every girl in the same college town to the same sushi restaurant?
Lochte: It might be the same place, it might be the same table, but it's a different girl.

 

“Ryan Lochte is an honest guy”

 

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