A person’s social media can tell you a lot about them — and I don’t just mean if they’re hot or not. I mean like, what types of hobbies they have, whether they can dress well, and of course whether or not they’re an Insta man-slut. But to get a really good idea of what type of man someone is, you need to take a good look at their explore page.
Okay, I know this is complicated. An Instagram explore page is something that you can only see on your own account. But this generation of sleuths? I have faith in you. Whether you capture a glimpse from the corner of your eye while they’re on Instagram or doing some digging of your own while your date is in the bathroom (I’m only joking, of course!), if you want the real gold mine as to what kind of person he is, the answer can only be found through the explore page.
So you’ve done it: You’ve managed to take a look at his explore page. Now comes the important part — interpreting WTF it means about him. But don’t worry, I got you. After intense research (dating really awful people for myself), I’ve laid out the perfect guide to what his explore page says about him. I just have to warn you: Your feelings may get hurt.
Nothing But Workout Videos
See, I think this is men staying in men’s business (plus this probably means he works out or is jacked, which we love). This basically means he uses social media to look at workout videos all day (AKA, he’s invested in improving himself). He might be a little boring and can’t fully string a complex sentence together but hey, he won’t be cheating on you.
Quotes About Life
If this is all his Instagram is filled with, he’s either fake woke or just super whiny. Listen, I love a good occasional reposting of an inspirational quote. But if that’s all his explore page is filled with, odds are is he’s a holier-than-thou narcissist who says things like, “I’m a sapiosexual.”
It’s All Instagram Baddies
Do I even need to say anything? RED FLAG. He might call you a different girl’s name.
It’s Just A Bunch Of Weird, Niche Memes
For some people, this might be like hitting the jackpot. But to me, this just means he’s in his 40s, so the ball is really in your court.
Funny Animal Videos
He’s totally harmless but probably has zero personality outside of watching The Office and “liking pineapple on pizza.”
Edits From His Favorite Show
Him being super into Suits or The Sopranos isn’t a red flag, in fact it’s cool to see men really into movies or shows. But if his explore page is filled with thirst edits of Harvey Specter, well, you might have a bigger issue at hand.
Cooking Videos
This is the greenest flag anyone could have. If his explore page is just cooking videos, girl, you hit the jackpot.
Andrew Tate Videos
He is a threat to society and everyone around him. If you are near him right now, I suggest you leave immediately and get a restraining order.
