Drink Up, It's Actually The Weekend: Weekend Horoscopes For July 6-8

This whole week has low-key felt like a weekend (whether you had Thursday and Friday off or not) but now the actual, real weekend is here. So how you should celebrate the blessed cosmic event that is Friday? Let the stars be your guide. Here are your weekend horoscopes for July 6-8.


Aries, this weekend you’re going to be like, such a good friend. Whereas you would normally table text out of boredom, this weekend when your friend Rachel starts telling you (for the 15th time) the entire story of her on-again off-again sort-of boyfriend, you will listen and give advice. Remember the favors you do this weekend, Aries. You’re going to want to call them in later.


Lucky for your friends, you’re in an advice-giving mood. This weekend, you’re going to be the person to ask about drama, finances, travel, diet tips, etc…Are you actually an expert in any of these topics? No. Are you going to speak confidently on every single one of them as if you majored in them in college? Hell yeah.


Read these words and come to terms with them, Gemini: working weekend. I know it sucks, but this weekend, sacrifice some fun to work on that one project you keep meaning to start, or sending that one email you keep meaning to send. The things you put in motion this weekend could get you your dream job later. Remind yourself of that when you’re scrolling through Insta dying of FOMO.


You’re feeling yourself this weekend, Cancer, so why not use it? Your skin is clear. You’re hydrated. You actually went to the gym. You’re at the top of your game this weekend, so take some risks. Meet new people. Hook up with a hot foreign bro. We all have a hot Irish bartender in our lives, just waiting to be hit on.


You’re in a glass case of emotion this weekend, Leo. You have a lot of feelings. You’re basically Drake. Don’t feel like you need to wallow in sorrow, but set some time aside to give your mom a call and let her transfer money into your account give you some wisdom.


Believe it or not, you’re actually going to want to make new friends this weekend. Make sure you take advantage of this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity and actually put yourself out there. Ask people questions. Exchange numbers. Be a human.


You’re feeling generous this weekend, Libra, so be ready to buy shots for everyone. And I mean everyone. This weekend, the stars are aligned for you to meet a new person who might be valuable to your future. So yeah, when that random white-haired lady asks to get in on your Jaeger bombs, let her. She’s Miranda Priestly and she wants to give you a job at her magazine.


You want to get into trouble this weekend, Scorpio. But luckily it’s like, the good kind of trouble. The kind of trouble that isn’t really trouble, but def needs to be removed from your Snap story. Do you. Go wild. Just remember to delete all the pics on Sunday.


You’re feeling a bit extra for some reason, Sagittarius, and that’s fine. You’re going to feel the urge to plan brunch with friends. Just be sure to make sure your plan-making doesn’t go overboard. Nobody likes the girl who plans a brunch then turns into Brunchzilla when one person is running late.


You’re feeling social this weekend, Capricorn! Take advantage of it. Go to that giant Biergarten or hit up that outdoor activity you wouldn’t have dreamed of going to last weekend. Even if it is boring, you’ll at least get in your 10,000 steps.


Big opportunities await you this weekend, Aquarius. You just have to leave the house. Put the joint/wine/Netflix down and spend some time in the Sun. If you do, you’ll be rewarded by a new relationship that will have a big impact on your future. If it helps, make a to-do list and work through that. You’re bound to have a breakthrough along the way.


This is the weekend to lock down your summer fling, Pisces. All of your romantic stars are aligned. You look good. You’re charming af. You’re not carrying any weird water weight. Go out there and flirt, and don’t be surprised if you rack up some “U Up?” texts by Sunday.
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Alise Morales
Alise Morales
Alise Morales is a comedy writer and performer. She is the writer of the Betches Sup Newsletter and co-host of the Betches Sup Podcast.