If you or a bestie are tying the knot soon, there’s a ton of fucking questions and unwanted opinions floating in your life bubble. What kind of dress are you getting? How are you wearing your hair? Did you book a venue? What’s the groom wearing? Omg don’t wear tacky sneakers! Ew my cousin had those invites. Oh, you’re going with THAT for the entrée? Etc.
So, let’s tackle something that doesn’t involve anyone getting super pissed and the bride-to-be cursing out old Aunt Dee at the dinner table over which ribbons she should tie the bouquets with. What will you and your newly acquired man candy cut? A cupcake? A cake? Or a pie?