Passive Aggressive Yoga Teacher
If you’re you’re looking for a hobby you can do after getting your nails done or before getting ready to go out, yoga’s your move. You get to give people the vibe that you’re worldy and have practiced the teachings of old, wise Hindu ugly people while being trendy and learning how to breathe when your mom is being annoying. Just make sure that when you’re at yoga with your besties you’re not the first awkward betch to fall out of tree pose.
Starring: Sarah Smallwood Parsons