Internal Thoughts While Eating A Salad

Ah, salad. You know it’s good for you. You understand it’s life changing benefits. In theory, it is good. But in practice? Hard pass. Any time you order a salad for lunch, you wonder how the fuck something made entirely out of things you can grow in your windowsill costs fifteen dollars. Like, excuse me but don’t mushrooms grow on shit?

Featuring: Alise Morales

Writer: Hannah Berner

Producer: Hannah Berner

Editor: Bryan Russell Smith

Videographer: Bryan Russell Smith