Vanderpump Rules season 6 is upon us, and it had better be lit. Yes, that was a direct threat. No, please don’t arrest me. I was just kidding. We’re all friends here, right? Phew. Okay, now that that’s taken care of, let’s talk about Vanderpump Rules season 6. Simply put, if the lead-up is any indication, it’s going to be a shit show. For one, Tom Sandoval, Ariana Madix, and James Kennedy confirmed that Lala Kent is returning to the show. Betches has reached out to representatives for Ariana and Tom and will update if we receive a response. A representative for James could not be reached.
TooFab (is this outlet legit? Somebody please advise) reportedly caught up with Tom, James, and Ariana at Maxim’s annual Halloween party. “Dynamics are shifting,” Ariana told TooFab. And like, whatever. That’s not exactly news. We’ve known for a while now that Lala is hanging out with Stassi, Kristen is no longer a pariah, and all the cliques are getting taken apart and put back together like some sort of catty Jenga game. But at least now we know for (probably) sure that Lala is coming back, and we’ll probably get another season of watching everybody, including Scheana, try to ostracize her for dating a married guy. *Screams “BUT YOU DID IT FIRST” into the abyss*
Here’s where things get interesting though, in my opinion. Nobody knows what the fuck is going on with the premiere. Literally. TooFab (do they even go here?) said the season 6 premiere is in November, which is all good and exciting until you realize that November is LITERALLY NEXT WEEK and we still have no idea when this shit is happening. All we have is this teaser from the end of September that just says the next season is “Coming Soon”. Also, the teaser gives us precisely zero information about what we can expect. There was apparently a photoshoot a few days ago, but still. We have yet to receive any sort of legitimate information.
But don’t feel bad, because you know who else has no idea when the fuck Vanderpump Rules season 6 is coming? The fucking cast of Vanderpump Rules. Someone on Twitter asked Jax when the premiere was, and his reply revealed that Jax knows about as much as we know. Maybe even less tbh—at least we can read.
I know what you’re thinking. This is Jax. Jax probably doesn’t know when his own birthday is. Ok, fair. So then I went to Brittany’s Twitter—nothing. Same for Katie, Stassi, and Ariana. Scheana’s Twitter was just a bunch of shit about “staying positive” and “new beginnings” or whatever, so I was forced to scrape the bottom of the barrel and stalk—you guessed it—Kristen. Someone asked Kristen about when we were getting a trailer, and once again, Kristen is just as ignorant as all of us on this front.
Well, thanks for nothing, Kristen. Is our beloved Vanderpump Rules coming back next month, or nah? Bravo, you need to let me know ASAP so I can clear my schedule. I mean, I’ll obviously cancel all my plans the second I find out when this premiere is, but still. It’s the principle.