Anyone who’s ever offered up their iPhone for pregame music knows the importance of proper song selection while getting drunk. Play the right song and betches will immediately start giving subtle hints like screaming, forming a dance circle, pointing at each other, twerking and adding it to their MyStories. Play the wrong song…and well, we all know what happened when the Goo Goo Dolls accidentally came up on your shuffle last summer.
So why put it up to chance? We’ve found the ultimate Spotify playlist for you to follow and listen to while wasted: Songs That Get Drunk White Girls Excited by Sean Branton.