While the most exciting thing about part 2 of the Vanderpump Rules reunion was a sneak peek at part 3, we still got to see the cast deliver some Cannes-standing-ovation-worthy moments: James acted like a VIPee (using his bladder as an excuse to angrily stomp away from set); Ariana rightfully regulated the seating chart; acclaimed singer-songwriter Scheana Marie set the record straight with Andy; Schwartz’s Xanax presentation was a tough pill to swallow; and Raquel…well, Raquel remained completely unbothered while she watched an episode of The Wiggles in her trailer.
She did, however, vaguely enlighten us about the prep for her upcoming on-stage debut, which likely involved rehearsing lines, timelines and narratives with callous accomplice and greasy coach, Tom Sandoval.
We’ve got exclusive access to Tom’s flawless coaching technique — flashcards! — to help his former (?) lover come across as seamless and unrehearsed as Ken Todd delivering hot jacuzzi news.
See Tom Sandoval’s (Very Real And Not At All Made Up) Leaked Flashcards For Raquel At The VPR Reunion:
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