Tinder, the dating app everyone lies to their friends about hating, just expanded to have premium features that include non-local matches, reversing an accidental (drunk) swipe in the wrong direction, and unlimited matches. SABs everywhere are stoked because they now can say stupid shit to women on the other side of the world and rewind to swipe right on their best friend’s little sister. The only catch is that you have to pay $9.99 per month and $19.99 per month if you are over the age of 28. Yes, Tinder took a note out of Uber’s start-up handbook and introduced surge pricing—but like, for sad, old people.
TBH it’s pretty un-Betchy to be on Tinder past the age of 24, so this news doesn’t really affect us. Although I’m sure we’ll see an increase in creepy old dudes lying about their age in order to avoid the fee…yay. If Tinder is important enough to you to sacrifice a kale salad, you’re doing it wrong. Not necessarily Tinder, but just life in general.