10. Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion
Scene: Besides demonstrating the importance of not branching out, this movie summed up how we feel about math.
9. Holiday in The Sun
Scene: Megan Fox wants Jordan… and is a terrible fucking actress.
Umm excuse me. My name is Briana Wallace, as in the Wallace Department store Wallaces.
8. White Chicks
Scene: The white chicks do some over reacting.
I want to speak to your supervisor. Better yet, I’m going to write a letter!
7. The Devil Wears Prada
Scene: Everyone at Runway thinks Ban Hathaway is a joke
Who is that sad, little person? Are we doing a before and after piece I don’t know about?
Scene: Cher solves world issues
Helloooo. It was his 50th birthday.
5. Miss Congeniality
Scene: Gracie Lou saves the day, nice girl Cheryl cries, and William Shatner is fucking hilarious.
She’s beauty and she’s grace. She’s queen of 50 states. She’s Miss United States.
4. The Hot Chick
Scene: Jessica tells April she’s turned into a man, and reminds her not to be a fat ass.
“What did I tell you about these things? They’ll go strait to your ass!”
3. Legally Blonde
I know, I’m a fraud! It’s not like normal women can have this ass!
2. Knocked Up
Scene: You’re a doorman, doorman
You old, she pregnant. Can’t have a bunch of old, pregnant bitches running around.
1. Mean Girls
Scene: Jingle Bell Rock
Does it bother you that they still use your original choreography?