So Danny Tanner (Bob Saget) and Michelle (Ashley Olsen) reunited at some charity event, and time has not been kind to the Tanner family. Legit, Danny Tanner's double chin and dead eyes are not indicative of a happy life. Ashley looks like her normal thyroid-problem self: rocking a severe middle part and generally being the chicest child star to survive the 2000s. Obvi Mary Kate wasn't there because she was off ruling the world with her new Illuminati husband. But like, IDGAF about Full House reunions if Uncle Jessie isn't there.