Vanderpump Rules

The ‘Vanderpump Rules’ Season 7 Trailer Is Out

By Sara Levine | October 31, 2018

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It is a very happy Halloween indeed, because the Vanderpump Rules season 7 trailer has been released. I mean truthfully, I would have much preferred Bravo had done this on a day I wasn’t in a sugar coma from eating 6 Reese’s cups, but I will prevail through the faint nausea and headache to bring you this article. Thank you in advance for your support during this trying time. In any case, if we are to believe the Vanderpump Rules season 7 trailer, the upcoming season is going to be lit. Yes, I am still saying lit. Get over it.

The Vanderpump Rules season 7 trailer opens at Jax and Brittany’s engagement party, and I’m relieved that even Lisa Vanderpump admits she never thought this day would come. This seemingly happy event is punctuated with soundbites of all the couples in relationships getting into fights. A few notable moments are Sandoval seeming to out Ariana for having had a relationship with another woman (I told you all he was trash, and you didn’t believe me), and Scheana singing “Good as Gold”. Good lord, I thought we left that song in season two where it belonged? We do know Scheana is releasing new music, so we may also have our ears assaulted by 44 never-before-heard donkey kicks. Can’t wait.

There’s a whole lot more in the Vanderpump Rules season 7 trailer, but I don’t want to spoil it because you should all go watch it. I’m going to be real with you all when I think season 6 was a little lackluster—all I did for 20 or so weeks was rehash the same drama over and over. Jax is a cheater, Scheana is delusional, Schwartz needs to grow up, etc. etc. It got old. I’m hoping with this new season, things will ramp up. The stakes are higher—everyone’s in relationships and everyone’s getting engaged. There’s more on the line, and more to lose. At least that’s what I’m predicting. We will have to see if I’m right on December 3rd, which is when season 7 premieres. And before you have to ask, of course I will be writing the recaps. See you there, betches!