If you’ve ever looked at a foot and gone “man, if only I could stick my dick in that,” then I have some good news for you. Sinthetics has introduced the Vajankle, the sex toy that should come with a self-help book and a bible. For the low price of $175 (plus $35 shipping), you can have your own silicone foot complete with a horrifyingly realistic vagina where the ankle should be. Don’t worry, you can choose the color of both the foot and vagina, because the monsters who created this thing obviously understand their target market.
“But wait,” you’re undoubtedly thinking to yourself, “what if I would rather have a butthole inserted into the ankle than a vagina?” Well don’t worry friend, you're not the first person to ask that question. Sinthetics has you covered, no matter your orifice of choice. You can also customize the toe nails, because God forbid you have sex with a fake Frankenstein-vagina-foot with a bad pedicure. If you really want to ruin the rest of your day, go read the customer comments section on the website.
I hope this article was informative enough, because now I have to burn my computer.