It’s come to our attention that some idiot just set a new world record for most Big Macs consumed in one hour. How many, you ask? 17. SEVENTEEN. SEVEN PLUS TEEN BIG FUCKING MACS. I honestly cannot even with this person and what they’ve decided to do to their body. What is happening to the world? If you’re curious about calorie count for 17 Big Macs, it’s about 12,000 calories – actually less than I would have guessed. Congrats on feeling your heart stop and watching your arteries slowly give up, fatty.
On that note, we get that there are times – on road trips or what have you – where you just need to, unfortunately, stop for fast food. We’ve compiled a list of some of the least offensive and least calorie heavy meals you can find in these horrible, dark, places.
This list has taught me to keep granola bars and protein shakes stashed in my car at all fucking times.