Listen up, betches. If you have not been watching Chrisley Knows Best then you need to get on that ASAP. While usually watching a middle aged southern dude yelling at his kids is not our cup of tea, 5 minutes into this show and we were hooked. Chrisley, the self appointed “patriarch of perfection,” is rich, metro, hilarious, and literally quotable as fuck. On that note, here are some of the most hilarious quotes from Chrisley Knows Best. He had us at “Prada Patty”.
He knows how to insult his family members
“How did you possibly impregnate someone with something THAT small?”
“It’s just you and me that are supposed to be walking through the door. Not you, me, and your camel toe.”
Regarding his daughter's shorts: “Smaller or larger, they still look like ASS.”
He teaches important life lessons
“Class, not ass”.
“Quit looking in the mirror, Prada Patty!”
“Perfect is something you should strive to be”.
His descriptions of his kids
Talking about daughter, Savannah: “She goes from Virgin Mary to Stripperella. We need to find a happy medium”.
Talking about daughter, Lindsay: “She’s beautiful, she’s smart, she’s bitchy”.
His comments about himself
“We don’t have to agree. If I don’t like it that’s all that matters”.
“You can’t offer me the help I need. This right here is beyond couch time”.
“Me getting ready is not a challenge. I’ve been doing this my whole life. If the car’s perfect you just get in and drive”.