Taylor Swift Releases A New Song And It’s Terrible

Last night Taylor Swift released her newest single from her upcoming album “1989.” The song is called “Out of the Woods” and it's supposedly about Harry Styles and their relationship that was shorter than the actual song.

The song has an elaborate chorus with an extensive use of vocabulary:

Are we out of the woods yet?
Are we out of the woods yet?
Are we out of the woods yet?
Are we out of the woods?
Are we in the clear yet?
Are we in the clear yet?
Are we in the clear yet?
In the clear yet, good.
Are we out of the woods yet?
Are we out of the woods yet?
Are we out of the woods yet?
Are we out of the woods?
Are we in the clear yet?
Are we in the clear yet?
Are we in the clear yet?
In the clear yet, good.

No bitch, we're not out of the fucking woods so quit asking. This is probably why Harry dumped you, you ask too many goddam questions.

If you're looking for another song about how love was lost, but there was a magical moment filled with promises, all in the month of December, then this song is for you! But then again, so is every other fucking song by Taylor.

More importantly, the song sucks. It's got this weird techno/alternative thing going and it's like- we get it Taylor, you're a crossover artist. What's next? You gonna start singing songs in Spanish?

 

 

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